Internet manbabies are already screaming about it.
Come work with us!
Have a whinge. Get $500.
"Another female lead, give me a break!"
In the immortal words of Kimmy Schmidt, “dancing is about butts now”.
Flubber on the soles not included.
Also remember to use the words 'incendiary' and 'irreverent'.
It's the only way this is ever going to happen.
Better than CNN, just quietly.