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Tommy Little’s Blessed Rig Helps Charity Calendar Nearly Sell Out In 24 Hours

"The perfect Christmas gift for the horny Tommy Little fan with a social conscience".

Tommy Little

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There must have been a time before we were all blessed with unassuming comedian Tommy Little’s phenomenal rig, but I don’t recall it and quite frankly, I do not care for it. We live in a post-Tommy-Little-has-divine-abs world and thankfully for my eyeballs as well as for homeless charity HoMie, that ain’t changing anytime soon.

Back in April the funnyman and The Project regular was absolutely blanketing social media with snaps of his pert little nerps and dynamite six-pack, ultimately revealing it was all part of a wonderful campaign for young people suffering from homelessness.

Working with Melbourne based HoMie, the #BeAModel campaign was bringing attention to the dire state of youth homelessness in our major cities and has now been followed up with another collab. Described as “the perfect Christmas gift for the horny Tommy Little fan with a social conscience” it’s a 2019 picture calendar featuring nothing but Tommy Little softcore smut.

Tommy Little Calendar 1Oh, hi dad.

Featuring 12 steamy shots of Little, each month also includes a “very sincere and thoughtful message of support” from the likes of Tommy’s friends Carrie Bickmore, Waleed Aly, Nazeem Hussain, Dave Hughes, Hannah Gadsby, Tom Gleeson and Tom Ballard.

The calendar, which sees 100% of profits go to the great work of HoMie, only went on sale today, but according to volunteer and former The Project head Tom Whitty “the thing has gone nuts and is about to sell out, not even 24 hours after launching it!”

Welp, with lickable pics like this for every month of the year, it’s not hard to see why:

Unffffffff.

The calendar truly is a ripper gift idea for your thirstiest mate this Chrissy, and is available here for $30, assuming you sickos don’t make it sell out again. For more info on the amazing work HoMie do, you can check out how exactly they help right here.