Comedians Are Perfectly Parodying Jessica’s Baby Voice From ‘Love Is Blind’
Complete with all the best Jessica buzzwords like "Hi B", "Italian beef", "Chicago" and "red wine."
It’s been about a week since the Love Is Blind reunion, where we found out what the couples were up to a year after the show wrapped filming.
Everyone’s favourite couple, Lauren and Cameron, were just as in love as ever, a newly blonde-Amber and Barnett were showing some cracks in their marriage and it was revealed that ticking time bomb Gigi got back with her monotone man, Damian.
Also on the reunion was angel on earth, Kenny and his ex-fiancé Kelly, youngin’ Mark, and the most divisive character on the show, Jessica. Oh, Carlton and Diamond were there too, but honestly that’s not important.
During the reunion, Jessica and Amber had the blow up we patiently waited to see all season. After watching the season back, Amber noticed just how hard Jessica was gunning for her man, Barnett. But beyond her very obvious lack of attraction to her own man, all anyone could talk about this season was Jessica’s alarming baby voice and relationship with alcohol — specifically, with a nice glass of red wine.
So, naturally, women online started to make their very own Jessica parodies once the dust settled on the show.
Comedian Rachael Burke shared her take on the difference between Jessica’s men vs confessional voice to almost perfect accuracy. Even holding Jessica’s signature drink, the only thing missing being a long blonde wig to match.
love is blind’s jessica talking to mark vs. talking normally pic.twitter.com/NEfzHoffNa
— rachael burke (@thatsso_rachael) March 6, 2020
To one-up Rachel’s version, comedy writer and actor Dara Katz blessed the internet with her version of Jessica. Complete with all the Jessica buzzwords like “Hi B”, “Italian beef” and “Chicago”, Dara’s parody included the iconic pod blanket and giant, messy blonde wig.
After rolling off a bunch of Jessica-isms, Dara flipped to a deeper voice to call out “B” for changing his mind and feelings towards her. “What the fuck dude?! Do you know how much vocal damage I’ve done talking to you this past week?,” Jessica, oh, I mean Dara, convincingly said.
But because that wasn’t enough, Dara then gave a play-by-play of how the reunion special went. Complete with a life update of how well she was doing, Dara’s Jessica complimented Amber and Barnett’s relationship while assuring them that she respected them “sooooo much.”
After claiming to be “honest” the entire time on the show, Jessica 2.0 tried to seduce “B” with her baby voice once again. Of course, in true Jessica fashion, the baby voice switched off whenever “Jessica” spoke to Mark. Honestly, iconic.
You can stream Season One of Love Is Blind on Netflix now, and the reunion on the Netflix YouTube channel.