We’re in the thick of exam season, meaning our coffee consumption has reached near dangerous levels.

But don’t judge. Coffee is the only thing getting us through the notes, the online lectures, the confusing textbook language and library etiquette that plagues us during this time.

Every student has their own special order, and we reckon we can guess yours.

#1 Law

Law students keep it pretty OG and by the book. That’s why we reckon they’d always order a flat white. It’s smooth, it’s foolproof and much like the very dry legislation they’ve been studying all week, it’s strictly Australian.

#2 Education

It’s safe to say that people studying education are patient, warm-hearted people. They’re about to be our future teachers, after all!

So what drink perfectly captures both sweetness and a hard-working, can-do attitude? A mocha, duh.

#3 Marketing And Comms

People studying marketing and comms are on top of the latest trends and they’ve read all the articles on what dairy can do to your insides. They’d definitely forgo the whole milk for a soy/rice/almond/macadamia latte. And of course, they’d never go to the cafe alone.

#4 Arts

Arts students are very pensive and serious, which is why the only coffee for them is a long black. It’s not only caffeinating, but acts as a metaphor for the existential view they hold of the world around them. “Black and bitter, like my soul,” they constantly joke in a slightly worrying way.

#5 Finance

Finance kids wouldn’t order a coffee from a cafe, are you kidding me?! That $4 would be much better invested elsewhere. Check them in three years buying their first house while you’re all still shelling out for lattes, suckers.

But if they absolutely HAD to order one, like their arms were tied and they had NO choice, they would definitely get a piccolo. “Is any other coffee even worth it?” they ask.

#6 Environmental Science

These guys don’t really buy too much coffee but when they do, they use their two-year-old KeepCup to take it away. Otherwise, they’d probably drink tea and save the teabags to put in their compost at home.

#7 Medicine

Are you kidding? Med students don’t have time for coffee!! They have so much to study!!!! They genuinely have one million notes to get through and like zero time to do them in!!!! Why are you even still here asking them about coffee???!!!

#8 Psych

They spend so much time contemplating what they want to order, they never choose.

There you have it. A very scientific breakdown of your coffee order. Don’t @ us.

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