After 10 Victorian Postcodes Got Locked Down Again, People Made Memes To Cope
"Lockdown girl, she's been living in a lockdown world / She should have never moved to Brunswick West, cos now she's gotta get a co-vid test."
Last night, in an emergency presser, Victorian Premier Dan Andrews announced that Victoria was going back into lockdown again — sort of.
After a slow but unmistakable surge in the number of Victorian coronavirus cases, Andrews eventually saw fit to roll back a number of the social distancing restrictions the State was only just enjoying being freed from. But rather than making that roll back generalised, Andrews has instead locked down a number of specific suburbs.
There’s ten postcodes in question, and each has been locked down for the next four weeks.
Breaking: Victoria reintroducing stage 3 COVID restrictions (stay home order, unless shopping or exercising or giving care or going to work/school) from tomorrow night “for every home” in postcodes 3012, 3021, 3032, 3038, 3042, 3046, 3047, 3055, 3060, 3064 – for next four weeks
— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) June 30, 2020
That really, genuinely sucks for the people in those ten postcodes. Lockdown is unpleasant, economically disruptive, and more than a little bit scary. Given that the lockdown will be enforced by increased police presence, it also puts disenfranchised members of the community at more risk.
From the outset of the announcement, people have been sending their love and support to those in the ten postcodes in question — and it’s been genuine, too.
But another way that people have been showing their love is with memes. Cause listen, memes are how we process literally anything these days, from the second peak of a global coronavirus pandemic to a guy going viral for fussing about his wife not getting her shredded cheese on time.
To that end, last night, postcode memes started flooding Twitter. And the subject of most of those jokes? West Brunswick, for some reason.
Listening to Dan Andrews read out lockdown postcodes is like powerball lotto but opposite.
— Else Kennedy (@elsekennedy) June 30, 2020
Sydney Road, Brunswick West. pic.twitter.com/MZA2Ne2tiu
— Matt Smith 🎙️ (@nightlightguy) June 30, 2020
Staring across Moonee Ponds Creek into West Brunswick (2020) pic.twitter.com/2duCQn9CRE
— David Donaldson (@davidadonaldson) June 30, 2020
me [brunswick, literally one postcode away from brunswick west] : pic.twitter.com/uHqPta877U
— nozzy (@schnooozle) June 30, 2020
Every parent in the lockdown postcodes just now when the premier said that if you're not on holiday by midnight tomorrow, you're not going on holiday: pic.twitter.com/tGX74885Ik
— Lauren Béldi (@LaurenBeldi) June 30, 2020
dear Brunswick,
we are inside you every day
love, Brunswick West— hollen pringle-town (@hollen_666) June 30, 2020
No one has to leave Brunswick West ever because it’s the best so THERE. I’m not salty why you ask
— Anya 🏳️🌈💃🏽 (@anyasaravanan) June 30, 2020
all brunswick west know is go to fitzys, big hill, 55 tram, union square coles, eat mr truong & lie
— Timothy Clark (@MrTimothyClark) June 30, 2020
*billy joel voice*
lockdown girl
she's been living in a lockdown world
she should have never moved to brunswick west,
cos now she's gotta get a co-vid test-
or face arrest
whoooooooaooooooaooooooaaaooa— ladolasi (@dimestorewatch) June 30, 2020
not accepting comments from non melburnians at this time pic.twitter.com/JuOOAGtmF5
— Naomi Higgins (@nomstrositi) June 30, 2020
Poor, poor Brunswick West. For real though.