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A Cursed TikTok Of A Man Saying He “Ain’t Ever Seen Two Pretty Best Friends” Has Become A Meme

Everyone's mocking the model, who claims: "I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of 'em gotta be ugly."

by Michelle Rennex  9 November 2020
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Have you ever seen two pretty best friends? Of course you have. Everyone has. It’s a totally normal, regular thing.

Well, it’s a normal thing for everyone except 24-year-old model Jordan Scott, apparently. You see, on October 8, @jayrscottyy sat in his car, put on a terrifying filter that gave him serious werewolf eyes, wagged his finger, and uttered the most cursed 16 words known to man: “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends,” Jordan Scott said while staring dead-eyed into the camera. “It’s always one of ’em gotta be ugly.”

The caption for the video isn’t much better: “Why y’all never choose another equal to be y’all best friend?? I hate when the ugly one call the pretty one ‘twin’. If ur best friend bad as u tag her rn”.

In less than a month, Scott’s “two pretty best friends” TikTok amassed an impressive 31-million views (for some pretty unimpressive content). Literally all Scott is doing is sitting in his car and making controversial comments about women, which something that he’s made into his “brand” through “females” content.

For those not across the “females” man, they’re usually men who refuse to use the word women to describe, well, women to imply inferiority when criticising their actions. These men instead choose to call women “females” as a disrespectful way to reduce women to their sex and reproductive abilities alone, in a very dehumanising way.

Almost every video Scott releases has the same cartoonish filter, is filmed in his car, and is either a straight-to-camera critique of women or is about men, in direct relation to how they interact with women.

Scott’s entire feed feels like he’s just reading out tweets from those corny ~relationship goals~ Twitter accounts that only ever speak in bite-sized quotes and riddles, but a lot more sexist and based on way more outdated stereotypes.

Honestly, @jayrscottyy’s page just feels like one giant parody but at the same time, you can just tell it’s not — which is likely why the “two pretty best friends” TikTok became a huge meme on the app.

There’s just so much to unpack with Jordan Scott. Despite him actually being ridiculously attractive in the real world and on Instagram, there’s something about the TikTok filter he uses that makes him look like a melting mannequin.

Then there’s the eyes. Some say they look like pots of honey, while others reckon they look like creme caramel. But regardless of what golden thing you think they look like, they’re dead inside. He’s like a robot. He never blinks. They’re soulless and empty. It’s like looking down a dark, dim well of nothing.

And don’t even get me started on his extremely toxic messaging around women, which he hides as quirky lil’ one-liners in his ~relatable~ videos. And for reasons unknown, this toxic content has managed to get @jayrscottyy a massive one-million followers in the span of only two months.

Beyond “two pretty best friends”, Scott has been ~brave~ enough to share his other controversial takes like: “I love me a woman that can slay one day and look homeless the next. Balance baby 😍😂” and “If we are dating u are not getting tired of me. Go get you an energy drink 😂😂” and “IDC who get mad, a real woman is not gonna leave her house messy 🥴”.

It’s all a mess, but the videos mocking Jordan Scott are honestly the only thing bringing me joy. The most iconic of these pisstakes, however, are the duets to @jayrscottyy’s original video where people try to recreate the Jordan Scott™️ look using emojis and real-life items taped to their heads.

But honestly, all the “I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends” takes are hilarious and, frankly, just inescapable at this point.

“I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends” even somehow managed to find its way into the election, which somehow works perfectly with everything that’s gone on in the last week.

While Jordan Scott didn’t respond to Junkee’s request for an interview, he did tell Insider that he “honestly has never seen two pretty best friends”.

“Legend says I’m still looking, and hopefully one day I’ll come across those two pretty best friends,” he concluded. “I don’t have a best friend, but I am the pretty one.”

Junkee reached out to Jordan Scott for interview, but he was probably just still too busy searching for two pretty best friends to reply.