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Tony Abbott Just Did Some Kind Of Bluth-Family Impersonation Of A Chicken In Question Time

it's like he's never even seen a chicken.

I don’t know the context of this — what it was in reference to, what Tony Abbott was saying as he did this, what it all means in the grand scheme of life. Frankly, I don’t want to know. It’s perfect the way it is.

The delicate little flapping motion of the hands. The little wrinkles of his suit as he jumps. The half-incredulous, half-weary expressions of the Labor frontbench. This is beyond mesmerising. It’s hypnotic.

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Uh oh. I’ve seen this before.

Could it be true? Is Tony Abbott actually a member of the beleaguered Bluth construction dynasty?

This could explain quite a bit.

Never change, Prime Minister.