Anti-Maskers Now Have A Dating Site Where They Can Meet And Spread COVID-19 Together
As everyone knows, the healthiest relationships are built on conspiracies.
British conservative figure Toby Young has started a dating forum for ‘lockdown sceptics’, so that “singles who feel the same way about the virus can meet and not have to worry about differing attitudes to social distancing”.
This safe-space is over on LockdownSkeptics.org, a blog run by Young, a long-standing conservative commentator in the UK who, among other things, has no idea how he ended up in Epstein’s flight logs, identifies as a “progressive eugenicist” and is an editor of Australian conservative journal The Quillette.
Lest we go too much into the site’s arguments, but let it be known that Young once said that if lockdowns ended and he then died due to COVID-19, it would be “acceptable collateral damage” to preventing the economy from shrinking any further.
Now, he’s launched a forum for lonely science deniers, after a write-in message from a reader who wanted to find “a girl as sceptical as me”, as they’d be ‘marriage material’ on that alone.
“…A key criterion for meeting someone like-minded is that they absolutely must be a lockdown sceptic. If they are pro-mask or pro-antisocial distancing, they will be instantly binned. As I begin my journey back into the dating pool, I will be expressing openly my lockdown views and Covid scepticism on my dating profile,” they wrote.
“I genuinely think that if I can find a girl as sceptical as me, she must therefore be marriage material! That’s how important (and sadly divisive) this issue has now become. I could never date (let alone build a relationship) with a lockdown zealot, such is my disdain for these virtue-signalling bedwetters!”
With that in mind, Young launched the forum ‘Love in a COVID climate’, which you can peruse here. Some props, regrettably, must be given to Young for not going with the obvious name ‘Love in the time of COVID-19’: he really is a free-thinker, huh?
Of course, Twitter hasn’t been too kind to the idea.
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— Rosie Holt (@RosieisaHolt) August 9, 2020
Feature image of René Magritte’s ‘The Lovers II’, via renemagritte.org