TMZ Have Justin Bieber’s Deposition Video. Surprise! He Is A Total Brat.

That Justin Bieber can grow even the semblance of a dirty moustache should be proof enough that he needs to start acting his age. And instead we have this: a four-and-a-half-hour deposition video of him being a complete jerk, boiled down to what TMZ believe are the best clips.

To be fair, the lawyers are asking a whole lot of questions that really don’t seem relevant to the case, which involved his bodyguards beating up paparazzi: “Is this an interview or a deposition? I’m confused,” Bieber asks at one point. But you get the feeling that it would have taken a whole lot less time if he stopped being a twit.

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Clip #1 includes the bit where he gets giggly about the word “discipline”, the bit where he smugly breaks into a smile and says “Guess what? I don’t recall!”, and the bit where he uses the camera to make she he is looking fiiiiine.

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Clip #2 includes the bit where he is asked about Selena Gomez, rips off his mic, and storms off with his lawyer, because feelings.

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Clip #3 includes the bit where he hilariously uses the word ‘detrimental’ instead of ‘instrumental’ — as in: “I think that I was detrimental to my own career.” (As in, yep.)

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And clip #4 includes the bit where he compares the whole thing to a Katie Couric interview. BOOM.

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TMZ are still pulling montages out of the footage — like this one, where he keeps falling asleep. So if you were interested enough to make it this far down the page, head over here for updates.