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Timothée Chalamet Wore A Harness To The Golden Globes And Everyone’s Over-Excited

Sparkle, sparkle!

by Patrick Lenton  7 January 2019
Golden Globes

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As Amy Poehler once said: “Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people of television.” And one of those beautiful people is manic pixie dream boy, Timothée Chalamet.

You’d know this frothy haired confection of hair and eyes from his peach-fucking days on Call Me By Your Name or as the titular beautiful boy from the film Beautiful Boy. You’d know him from being one of the internet’s main boyfriends. You’d know him from your secret dreams.

Anyway — this unrepentant dream twink came to the Golden Globes wearing a sparky harness, sending gay men and thirsty women into a spiral. Apparently the harness is made by Virgil Abloh for  Louis Vuitton. Cool!

Apparently they have confirmed it’s not a harness, it’s an embroidered bib. Cool!

Anyway, people went mad for Chalamet and his twinkle vest. I think it’s great that he looks like he escaped from his bewildered owner, and I love to imagine Armie Hammer roaming around the red carpet with a lead, calling his name. Calling Him By His Name.