Taylor Swift Gracefully Comes To Terms With Her Future As A Crazy Cat Lady In This New Coke Ad
There will be no fulfilment. Only cats.
Because she doesn’t make enough money as is, apparently, Taylor Swift is the face of Coke’s new ad campaign. It’s meant to give off that twee gosh-ain’t-life-peachy vibe where kittens just materialise every time she takes a sip of Coke, but I choose to read it as a deeply insightful text that provides trenchant commentary on T-Swift’s future: sitting in a house, alone, surrounded by an ever-proliferating number of cats.
Also, does she die at the end? Is she literally buried alive in a pile of cats? Do the cats represent consumerism? Are the cats sentient? Will cat videos save journalism? Will journalism save cat videos? Am I a cat?
So many questions. So few answers.