Another ‘Wife Guy’ Has Gone Viral After Refusing To Eat Fajitas Without Shredded Cheese
All hail our new wife guy and Karen crossover: The Shredded Cheese Wife Guy.
Wife guys truly are a curse upon the world.
But when you combine a wife guy with the unstoppable energy of a Karen, all hell breaks loose. And that’s exactly what happened when the Shredded Cheese Wife Guy posted on Twitter about his wife’s arduous ordeal in having eat some cheese-less fajitas while dining out in the middle of a pandemic.
You see, in the now-deleted tweet, Jason Vicknair shared a photo of his very sad-looking wife staring at a plate of cheese-less fajitas. Complaining about the “crappy service” at Mi Cocina restaurant in Allen, Texas, the Shredded Cheese Wife Guy said that the couple had waited a whole 18 minutes (!!!) for their cheese.
“My wife, date night after three+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it’s the only way she can eat fajitas,” Jason tweeted. “We’ve asked four people, going on 18 minutes now. We gotta quit blaming COVID-19 for crappy service.”
— Jonathan Roz (@JonathanRoz12) June 28, 2020
Obviously expecting some sort of pity-party from people online and a refund from Mi Cocina, the Shredded Cheese Wife Guy was shocked when all he got was dragged to absolute filth.
Now there are a lot of things wrong with Mr. Shredded Cheese beyond the obvious one of having the nerve to complain about slow service during coronavirus, as neither husband or wife wore a mask. Mainly, the questions on everyone’s lips were: Who the fuck eats fajitas with cheese anyway, and how can someone not be able to physically eat something without cheese?
she can’t eat fajitas without cheese? like… physically?
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) June 28, 2020
i’m sorry the servers risking their lives to bring your wife some shredded cheese are taking too long, brad. maybe they’re overwhelmed by having to bring people shredded cheese during a global pandemic that is killing more people than world war 1.
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) June 28, 2020
who puts shredded cheese on steak fajitas. fuck you
— medium naturals 4 abolition🦝 (@bussydouche) June 28, 2020
Sadly, we didn’t get our answer as Jason deleted his tweet after it went viral, and didn’t address the status of his sad, cheese-less wife. Instead, Jason claimed that his post was “clearly satire“, despite having made a number of similar complaints about other businesses in the Allen area on the same Twitter account.
However, after someone noted that the Shredded Cheese Wife would be mad knowing she went viral for something so stupid, Jason confirmed that this definitely was the case and that it was “not a good morning in [his] house” after his wife had found out.
Luckily for us, even though the Shredded Cheese Wife Guy managed to delete his tweet, it’s the internet so he and his cheese-loving wife’s legacy will live on forever. Especially after #18minuteswithoutcheese started trending overnight.
So here are all the best reactions to the Shredded Cheese Wife and her sooky ass husband:
Hello darkness my old friend…. pic.twitter.com/fodn2GKP38
— ElElegante101 (@skolanach) June 28, 2020
i love logging on to twitter dot com and reading a weird series of words referenced by several people and having to trace it back to the source like i’m some sort of detective for a case with zero stakes. tonight’s phrase is “shredded cheese fajita sad wife”
— jar jireh binks ✨🦋🦋🦋✨ home edition (@sulcusandjirehs) June 28, 2020
The faces of national tragedy:
“Migrant Mother,” 1936 (by Dorothea Lange, FSA) and “But I Had To Wait For My Shredded Cheese,” 2020 pic.twitter.com/VLO0coSgMn
— David Poller Photography (@PollerPhoto) June 28, 2020
please sir, she needs shredded cheese for her fajitas pic.twitter.com/yXZLjKjPCS
— adam (@burgerkrang) June 28, 2020
it’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right / I hope you have some cheese for my wife
— Emma Roller (@emmaroller) June 28, 2020
My Wife Waiting For Shredded Cheese As It’s The Only Way She Can Eat Fajitas pic.twitter.com/Ygywu9gnJj
— isaac (@ass_dentata) June 28, 2020
if i had a wife she would never be lacking shredded cheese… but that's just the kind of girl i am i guess, not everyone can say the same
— sexually normal (not weird) // 18+ 💫 (@tamagotchimilf) June 28, 2020
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) June 28, 2020
I’ve let my family down many times. But I have NEVER let us run out of shredded cheese, and never will. My god. Unthinkable.
— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) June 28, 2020
Damn. Still waiting for that plate of shredded cheese as it’s only only way I can eat my wife’s pussy pic.twitter.com/7SHHWlOlQI
— Steve Hernandez (@BigHern) June 28, 2020
I'm actually allergic to food without shredded cheese on it, it's a rare white woman condition 😔
— j̴̢͘҉i̸̢͞z̛̛̀҉͞z̡͞w̶̵̢͜͞i̡͘t̸͝͝c̸͝h̀͏ (@fingerbIaster) June 28, 2020
tfw the shredded cheese arrives pic.twitter.com/i79DGXLfPI
— Parler exile (@lib_crusher) June 28, 2020