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The Queer Eye Guys Are All Trolling Each Other With Bedroom Thirst Traps

Featuring one (1) flower crotch.

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Wait on — before I say it, guess which Queer Eye guy is being mocked by the others?

Yes, you are correct, it is obviously Antoni.

On Friday, the Queer Eye cast member (who can “cook” delectables such as guacamole and cheese toasties) posted this on Instagram:

Party hardy Fridays.

A post shared by Antoni Porowski (@antoni) on

It took a good four seconds for the rest of the team to start going after Antoni.

Karamo Brown, the culture expert, wrote in a comment on the Antoni’s post “your glasses are so cute and are completely distracting me from this thot pose”.

Jonathan Van Ness (Queer Eye’s groomer) took it a step further, and posted a gram of his own.

Same here @antoni ? @johnnysibilly

A post shared by Jonathan Van Ness (@jvn) on

In case you can’t see, he’s holding a box of pop tarts.

“This is the beginning of a very, very, very long game. Bring it on,” Antoni commented on the post.

For Antoni’s sake, I hope he’s better at fighting this fight than he is at cooking — because he’s going to have a tough time winning this.

That’s because Jonathan wasn’t the only one who publicly made fun of Antoni.

Interior designer Bobby Berk deployed a “flower crotch” to keep the game going.

And then Karamo joined in.

All that was left was Tan France.

I hear y’all have been waiting for me.

A post shared by T A N . F R A N C E (@tanfrance) on

It was revealed last month that the Queer Eye Fab Five would be back on Netflix for another season soon.

We’re not yet sure when — but we’ll keep you posted with all the details. Including any future thirst trap Instagram sagas.