People Are Imitating Todd “Bubbling” Carney And Pissing In Their Own Mouths On Facebook

As you may have heard, Cronulla Sharks five-eighth and fully grown man Todd Carney was standing at a urinal on Saturday night and, rather than taking the traditional approach of aiming one’s dick into the conveniently-provided urine receptacle in front of him, opened his mouth and gave himself a drink of his own piss. Here’s the real photo if you haven’t seen it already, but if it’s too early for that level of YOLO this early in the morning, here’s an artist’s impression:

A lot has happened since then. Yesterday Carney was sacked by his club and rugby league great Andrew Johns rushed to his defence, telling Triple M that Carney still had a future in the NRL.

“Surely they couldn’t sack him for that…it’s stupid, but he’s only doing it to himself”, Johns said. Whatever the merits or otherwise of that argument, and leaving aside that Carney’s done some genuinely terrible shit prior to this like getting charged with drink driving in 2006, you know you’re fucked when the guy who describes black players as “n***ers” and “monkeys” says he’s in your corner.

We’ve also learned that the practice is big in the skating community, where it’s called “bubbling” and is evidently so common that people had to give it a nickname. Meanwhile, mainstream (heh) publications everywhere struggled to adhere to their own notions of propriety and avoid words like “piss” and “mouth” while reporting on the fact that a human male sprayed his own piss into his mouth.

But what will really get your faith in humanity going is the number of people who saw Carney’s feat and decided they had to try it for themselves. A bunch of Facebook pages, usually called “Piss into your mouth for Todd Carney”, have sprung up for dedicated fans of the game and people who don’t understand the Internet to post photos of themselves drinking their own piss.

A warning: if you’re not keen on seeing pictures of men pissing in their mouths right now, you won’t like what’s coming next.

The page’s admins and Facebook are currently engaged in a running battle, with new pages going up as fast as Facebook can shut them down. Bets are open on how long this continues before someone uses the phrase “free speech” to defend their God-given right to upload photos of themselves spraying piss into their fucking mouths.

Somewhere, R Kelly’s ears are burning. May God have mercy on us all.

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Feature image via Sportal.