Palmer United Senator Jacqui Lambie Said She Wants A Guy With A Big Dick On Radio This Morning

Hey, the woman knows what she wants.

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Tasmanian Palmer United Party Senator Jacqui Lambie gave an interview on Hobart radio show ‘Kim and Dave for Breakfast’ on Heart 107.3FM this morning, and somehow ended up interviewing guys live on-air to determine how big their dicks were.

The conversation between Lambie and the two hosts took about six seconds to swing around to Lambie’s relationship status because what else are you meant to ask a woman in politics, and she admitted she hasn’t been in a relationship for eleven years. The hosts promptly offered to try and set her up with one of their listeners, because that’s what radio presenters do, apparently, and when asked what she was looking for in a partner, Lambie came back with this:

“They must have heaps of cash and they’ve got to have a package between their legs, let’s be honest. And I don’t need them to speak, they don’t even need to speak. The perfect man!”


“Like yay big, I guess? How long is a fathom?” (Source: Q&A/ABC)

Kim and Dave then managed to get some 22-year-old hero called Jamie on the line, who called up especially to see if he could get a root with a 43-year old minor party Senator. When asked if he was “well hung” and if he could “handle Jacqui Lambie”, Jamie solemnly replied: “Like a donkey”.

“I’ve been about a bit, ay,” Jamie continued, before high-fiving his mates and doing doughies on the main street.

“I’ve got a 24-year-old son that reckons he is too, he says that as well”, Lambie replied stoically, meaning that Lambie Junior is hopefully the first person in history to have his politician mum go on the radio and talk up the size of his dick.

You can listen to the whole thing here; the stuff about dicks starts around two minutes in.

Feature image via Palmer United Party/Youtube.