NSW Premier Mike Baird Livetweeted ‘The Bachelor’ Last Night, Is Now The Nation’s Foremost Baffled Dad
A new contender for the title of National Dad emerges.

Watching The Bachelor is only half as fun as livetweeting The Bachelor with thousands of gleeful, like-minded souls who are doing it primarily for reasons of sadistic pleasure and tomorrow’s office gossip. The Bachelor is not a solitary pursuit; it is a group endeavour, a collective exercise in TV schadenfreude that’s only made sweeter when some more benighted soul who’s never watched the show is introduced to it for the first time and becomes progressively more bewildered and frightened by what’s going on.
Last night, that person was NSW Premier Mike Baird, who either really did have a serendipitously-timed case of man-flu or is continuing his appeal to The Youth by being a politician who’s actually adept at social media.
Stuck at home on the couch with man-flu. Daughters have hijacked the TV and are watching The Bachelor. Going to be a loooong night.
— Mike Baird (@mikebairdMP) September 17, 2015
The fact that a sitting state Premier was livetweeting the fucking Bachelor quickly caught people’s attention, but Baird’s baffled-Dad take on the whole thing, complete with lame Dad jokes and Dadpinions, was worth sticking around for.
He seems very sincere for a guy who is two-timing, live on TV. This is only a 30 minute show, right? #TheBachelorAU — Mike Baird (@mikebairdMP) September 17, 2015
It occurs to me that, lately, Gladys has been declining meeting invitations on wed and thurs nights. Coincidence? #TheBachelorAU
— Mike Baird (@mikebairdMP) September 17, 2015
I thought he’d made his decision when he just kissed one of the girls! My daughters are laughing at me. #TheBachelorAU — Mike Baird (@mikebairdMP) September 17, 2015
As the show wore on, Baird’s claim to being Australia’s official National Dad only strengthened. Wayne Swan‘s going to have to lift his game.
That goatee. #TheBachelorAU
— Mike Baird (@mikebairdMP) September 17, 2015
Hang on. There’s a bachelorette?! Why don’t they just hook her up with this guy and save us all some time. #TheBachelorAU
— Mike Baird (@mikebairdMP) September 17, 2015
What’s with this music? A bit of cold chisel wouldn’t go astray. #TheBachelorAU
— Mike Baird (@mikebairdMP) September 17, 2015
Eventually he wrapped up with a couple of parting thoughts on how to run the state more in line with Bachie’s precepts, and people went fucking ballistic.
I can’t take any more. Off to bed. Key learning: Cabinet decision making might be a lot simpler with a rose ceremony process. #TheBachelorAU
— Mike Baird (@mikebairdMP) September 17, 2015
I’m not even watching #TheBachelorAU , I’m just waiting for @mikebairdMP ‘s tweets. I’m relating to his uncool.
— Leigh Sales (@leighsales) September 17, 2015
I’d just like to welcome @mikebairdMP to our #TheBachelorAU party. Hi Mike!
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 17, 2015
mike baird is livetweeting the bachelor. his thousand year empire will be bloody and few will be spared
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) September 17, 2015
By contrast, this pearler from Wayne Swan yesterday went chronically underappreciated. Come on, Australia.
That government question just plucked the duck! #qt #auspol pic.twitter.com/jSf8rYNYJf
— Wayne Swan (@SwannyQLD) September 17, 2015