Nicki Minaj Is Beefing With Piers Morgan And Boris Johnson Over Tweets About Testicles
She called Morgan a "stupid piece of sh*t" after he got angry because she called him "Pierce".
You know what it’s like — one day you’re casually tweeting about how your “cousin’s friend” allegedly had swollen testicles after the COVID vaccine, the next you’re beefing with prime ministers and getting chucked off Twitter. Life, it really does come at you fast sometimes.
Nicki Minaj has now been unceremoniously kicked off the bird app (that’s what she’s claiming on Instagram at least) after tweeting earlier in the week about her “cousin’s friend” having a reaction to the vaccine and subsequently having his wedding called off.
My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 13, 2021
She also tweeted she wouldn’t be attending the Met Gala due to its policy of mandatory vaccination. “If I get vaccinated it won’t for the Met,” she tweeted. “It’ll be once I feel I’ve done enough research. I’m working on that now.”
It was a big day — and it’s worth noting right away that there’s absolutely no evidence to her claims about testicles and the COVID vaccine (in fact, COVID itself has been linked to infertility in men).
But, of course, it didn’t end there. She’s now kicked off a shitfight with British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, after he dismissed her testicle claims in a press conference. “I’m not as familiar with the works of Nicki Minaj as I probably should be,” Johnson told reporters. “But I am familiar with the work of Nikki Kanani, who is a superstar GP of Bexley who will tell you that vaccines are wonderful and everybody should get them, so I would prefer to listen to her.”
Nicki wasn’t impressed:
I love him even tho I guess this was a diss? The accent ugh! Yassss boo!!!
😍😍😍😍😍😅😂🥴 https://t.co/kXdKteVc7j— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 14, 2021
She then sent what must be the only voice note ever sent out on Twitter to old Boris. And please, you must listen — if only for the “I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH MARGARET THATCHER” line:
🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 send this to the prime minister & let him know they lied on me. I forgive him. No one else. Only him. 🙃 pic.twitter.com/ZmJ2sST8Es
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 14, 2021
Truly, the timeline is broken.
And, because nothing on Twitter can happen without this sack of curdled eggs, Piers Morgan then got involved. The two proceeded to thrash it out — Morgan accused the rapper of not talking to his kids when they met her back in the day, while Nicki called him “Pierce” and told him he has a clown nose.
Sir I’ve never met you. I know… we all look alike. “Rudest little madam”. I like it. Has a special ring to it. Thanks Pierce. Love the accent. I’d love to come chat. Scones. Tea. Clown nose & big red shoes for you. Lmk babe 😘😍 https://t.co/9Evnhnuj9l
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 14, 2021
Madam, we met on @AGT when you appeared as a guest act – but you refused to say hello to my three young sons because you were ‘too busy’. Oh, and it’s ‘Piers’ – I know, we Brit names all sound alike. https://t.co/twedCv1Fae
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 14, 2021
Stop fkng lying. I never turn down pics with kids. If a middle person told you that, they were out of line. don’t blame me you stupid piece of shit. https://t.co/3zkFCOHwYu
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 14, 2021
While all that was happening, Dr. Terrence Deyalsingh, health minister of the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago, released a short statement denouncing Minaj’s original testicle claims — and saying the whole affair had wasted his department’s time.
“Unfortunately we wasted so much time yesterday running down this false claim,” said Deyalsingh. “As far as we know at this point in time, there has been no such reported either side effect or adverse event. And what was sad about this is that it wasted our time yesterday trying to track down because we take all these claims seriously, whether it’s on social media, or mainstream media.”
According to Deyalsingh, not a single case of testicular swelling following the COVID vaccine has been reported in the country.
And while all THAT was happening, Minaj claimed she’d been invited to the White House.
The White House has invited me & I think it’s a step in the right direction. Yes, I’m going. I’ll be dressed in all pink like Legally Blonde so they know I mean business. I’ll ask questions on behalf of the ppl who have been made fun of for simply being human. #BallGate day 3 https://t.co/PSa3WcEjH3
— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) September 15, 2021
#BallGate indeed. She then followed it up by retweeting notorious right-wing dickhead Tucker Carlson, much to the chagrin and distress of her fans — the Barbz — who quickly pointed out that he’s, uh, a pretty big fucking idiot.
No no no she did not just post a video of tucker Carlson like this holy shit this is the bad place
— tyler(he/him) (@typintea) September 15, 2021
I’m tired.