Forget BTS And Travis Scott, These Are The Maccas Collabs The World Really Needs
"Smack my ass like a drum…Welcome to McDonalds may I interest you in the CupcakKe meal?"
The world of modern music marketing is a strange one, a veritable Wild West of TikTok trends and McDonalds meals.
Gone are the days when albums were shifted through extensive radio play and live touring. With the latter option decimated by the coronavirus pandemic and the former option a way of the past, musicians are turning to new and inventive ways of getting their music out there.
Promotional food tie-ins, once the remit of Hollywood blockbusters rather than popstars, are the way of the future. First, there was the insanely popular Travis Scott McDonalds meal, a standard order given new life by its endorsement from the rapper. Then, capitalising on the success, there was the BTS meal, a glowing tribute to the beloved K-pop band that came in the form of chicken nuggets and a special sauce.
But why stop there? After all, shouldn’t every major musician on the planet have their own associated order? That’s what Twitter thinks at least, with a new trend seeing users dream up their own promotional taglines and associated meals.
There’s the frenetic beauty of the Kendrick Lamar meal…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! welcome to mcdonalds, could we interest you in the kendrick lamar meal?
— hawk ptuh (@huudrich) August 15, 2021
The nourishing sustenance of the Tyler the Creator meal…
aww you look malnourished! welcome to mcdonalds would you like to try the tyler the creator meal today
— hatsune mitski (@zephanijong) August 15, 2021
The daring and sexualised taste of the CupcakKe meal…
Smack my ass like a drum…. Welcome to McDonalds may I interest you in the CupcakKe meal pic.twitter.com/jSc5pSEBYm
— nowa bossa nova (@noahrioz) August 15, 2021
The summertime sadness of the Lana Del Rey meal, complete with coffee poured from a fleshlight…
I got that summertime, summertime Big Mac! Welcome to mcdonalds would you like to try the lana del rey meal pic.twitter.com/kcRT4EWo6P
— ♫━··••●⋅𝐦𝐢𝙣𝙖𝐬⋅●••··━♫ (@minas_wav) August 15, 2021
The throwback pleasures of the Janet Jackson meal…
I just wanna kiss you, suck you, taste you, ride you feel you, make you come too… Welcome to McDonalds can I get you the Janet Jackson meal today?
— Danyl (@hikkistan) August 14, 2021
The vicious beauty of the 21 Savage combo…
I got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 nuggets in my happy meal. Welcome to McDonalds.
Customer: Hey I’d like the 21 Savage combo.
Issa meal pic.twitter.com/9f3Fpz4xDo
— GG in the Chat 🙏🏾 (@EJBell310) August 15, 2021
The deep melancholy of the Hozier meal…
if you order the hozier meal at mcdonalds their tallest employee writes you a poem on a napkin and then cries in your car for 30 minutes
— i praydalor my sodakeep (@almondtiddies) August 14, 2021
And so many more.
ooh girl, shock me like a happy meal! welcome to mcdonalds can i interest you in the MGMT meal
— jules (@lnternetvibes) August 15, 2021
uh you think ya big boy throwing three stacks, imma show you how to ball, here’s a big mac! welcome to mcdonalds may i interest you in the superm meal?
— 📹 (@leehoIic) August 15, 2021
AAAAAAGHGHGGHHGH!! Welcome to McDonalds would u like to try out new Björk Meal?❤️💛
— AJA ♆ | birthday TODAY!!! (@saintMELUSINE) August 14, 2021
I KNOW I KNOW, Welcome to Mcdonalds can i offer you the D Savage meal DRIVE THRU ONLY
— 🍬 sinfiniti 🍬 (@charmauras) August 15, 2021
don’t touch my…fries! welcome to mcdonalds can I interest you in the solange meal? It’ll be ready and delivered when you get home.
— paulˣ lott-menzies (@paulswhtn) August 15, 2021
didn’t I do it for you? welcome to mcdonalds can I interest you in the fka twigs meal
— alchemist (@genderlessking) August 14, 2021
patty-atty-atty-atty-atty-atty- AH 👅 hi welcome to mcdonalds could i interest you in the meg thee stallion meal?
— ✿ moody (@motivemoody) August 14, 2021
got milk b!tch, got beef ? welcome to mcdonalds ! can i interest you in the Doja Cat meal ? pic.twitter.com/mdoAI1Ah2K
— planet ant 🪐 • 。・:*:・゚★。・:*:・゚☆ (@theboynamed_ant) August 14, 2021
BOOM CLAP the taste of our big Mac! Welcome to mcdonalds can I interest you in out charli xcx meal.
— ⋆ Tỏast ⋆ (@th3mb0fication) August 14, 2021
This is more than mere imaginative play on the internet; more than a mere meme. This new trend is a way of exploring the strange and beautiful ways that popstars spread their wings and meet a new audience. Managers and PR gurus, take notice: the future is here, and it tastes like a chicken nugget combo.