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Look At This Cake Made Out Of Pizza. Fucking Look At It.

I want to put this in and around my mouth.

Gird your damn loins, people, because US recipe site So Good Blog have dropped a recipe for a multi-layered cake made entirely out of pizza. It’s essentially five or six pizzas stacked on top of each other and baked in the oven with shitloads of cheese holding them together, and it should come with an NSFW warning.

Look at it. Look at this beast. Tell me you don’t want this.

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Unf. This is straight-up pornographic. I apologise for posting this during work hours.

According to the recipe making this thing only takes about an hour’s prep time, and basically entails just filling an entire cake tin with pizza crusts, pepperoni, cheese and raw sexual energy.

Here it is hot and fresh out the kitchen.

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I wanna be alone in a room with this thing. I wanna make out with it. I’m not even ashamed. No laws in this jungle. No church in the wild.

Feature image via Pillsbury/your wildest dreams.