Everybody Is Roasting Liam Neeson’s New Movie About A Snowplow Driver Out For Revenge
"That name again... is Mr. Plow."
It’s difficult to pinpoint the exact moment that Liam Neeson became a parody of himself. Was it the second Taken movie? The third? Maybe it was that movie that was like Taken on a plane? Or that one where he punched those wolves? In any case, it happened, and now the man who won an Academy Award for his portrayal of Oskar Schindler is playing a snowplow driver hunting down the drug cartel that murdered his son. And I for one am very, very excited.
Described in an early synopsis as “a high-octane, action revenge thriller”, Hard Powder stars Neeson as Nels Coxman, “a quiet family man and hard-working snowplow driver” who is forced to abandon “his quiet mountain life when his son is murdered by a powerful drug lord”.
“As a man who has nothing to lose he is stoked by a drive for vengeance… this unlikely hero uses his hunting skills and transforms from an ordinary man into a skilled killer.”
I swear I am not making this up. Not even the name Nels Coxman.
Liam Neeson will play a snowplow driver hell-bent on revenge in “Hard Powder” https://t.co/dFLFQZw1bA
— Vulture (@vulture) August 17, 2018
News of Neeson’s latest role has spread quickly across the internet, and while we still haven’t gotten a trailer or even a poster, people are already having fun with the concept.
Liam Neeson will play a __________ hell-bent on revenge in “___________” is my favorite Cards Against Humanity category. https://t.co/at5t49riHW
— Tim Dwyer (@T_Dwyer) August 18, 2018
Liam Neeson movie generator is just Liam+random job+revenge https://t.co/ZV6rEzZltu
— Dad (@fivefifths) August 17, 2018
Liam Neeson is a
***spins wheel***
snow plow driver, whose
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son is killed by a drug dealer, driving him to do battle with
***spins wheel***
a Native American tribe and
***spins wheel***
someone named Vikinghttps://t.co/tYTF2qywUj— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) August 17, 2018
Liam Neeson is THE ZAMBONI DRIVER in ICE COLD
Liam Neeson is TAKING OUT THE TRASH in THE GARBAGEMAN (this one works in reverse as well)
Liam Neeson is THE ZEPPELIN PILOT in TAKEN4: THIS TIME HE’S MURDERING PEOPLE IN A STEAMPUNK SETTING https://t.co/vhlBzbv5li— Jacob Parakilas (@Jparakilas) August 17, 2018
Man, the Mr. Plow sequel got DARK. https://t.co/R3VK93PLqT
— Andrew Bucholtz (@AndrewBucholtz) August 16, 2018
“Mr. Plow,” he said grimly into the phone. “That’s my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.” https://t.co/23lPNDc5qE
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 17, 2018
Let me just settle this for everyone:
1. The Liam Neeson snow plow movie will be amazing
2. We will all make fun of the premise
3. We will all see it and love it
4. There will be multiple sequels
5. Snow-plow revenge fantasies will become the greatest genre since film noir— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 17, 2018
Hard Powder is set to hit cinemas in 2019.