The LAPD Held A Public Zoom Call And Predictably Got Dragged To Absolute Filth
"I yield my time, fuck you!" has become the catchphrase of the revolution.
As Black Lives Matter protests continue across the US, The Los Angeles Police Commission decided to hold a public Zoom call to address any questions people may have.
This was obviously a very stupid idea on their part, with the time slots given to the public being used to drag the police force and specific individuals on the call — like LA Police Chief Michel Moore, who claimed earlier this week that George Floyd’s death was on the ‘hands’ of violent protesters as much as it was on the officers involved.
While the public meeting happens once a month, so many people called in this time that the latest call ran for over eight hours.
DRAG THE LA POLICE COMMISSION!! pic.twitter.com/r7hqtiDUrc
— alison🏳️🌈 (@alisonj98) June 2, 2020
LA citizens are calling in and dragging the SHIT out of the LA Police Commission 😭 pic.twitter.com/CIP2my8D3l
— key. (@keywilliamss) June 2, 2020
And because the call was live-streamed on YouTube, we were actually able to be witness all the searing burns — most of which spoke about the excessive force used by the police during the protests and calling for the resignation of Chief Michel Moore.
But one short and snappy call out in particular has taken the internet by storm. When Jeremy Frisch called into the meeting, he managed to eloquently and savagely drag the entire department in a cool 30 seconds.
“suck my dick and choke on it” 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/XLO6RenbY5
— i yield my time (@23rdButterfly) June 3, 2020
“Black lives matter. Defund the police,” Frisch started. “I find it disgusting that the LAPD is slaughtering peaceful protestors on the street.”
“I had two friends go to the protest in Beverly Hills a couple days ago and the protestors were peaceful until the police showed up with their excessive, violent force shooting rubber bullets and throwing tear gas,” he continued. “Is this what you think of, protecting and serving? Because I think it’s bullshit.”
With 12 seconds to go, Frisch used his time to focus on and dig into Chief Michel Moore in particular.
“Fuck you, Michael Moore. I refuse to call you an officer or a chief because you don’t deserve those titles. You are a disgrace,” Frisch ended the call. “Suck my dick and choke on it. I yield my time. Fuck you.”
After the clip made its way online, it quickly went viral with people in awe of just how fast Jeremy Frisch was able to deliver burn after burn.
All in 30 sec.
Time management 😌— AGUST D-2 🔥⁷ (@TRlptychBTS) June 3, 2020
The fact that he fit “Black lives matter, defund the police” in before it went from 30 to 29 just shows how fast he was spitting.
— Alex Kaplan (@KojisSteakHouse) June 3, 2020
“hello can you hear me” said that guy calmly before delivering the biggest burn of all time
— Grimzey (@GrimzeyQC) June 3, 2020
But it was Jeremy Frisch’s final line of “I yield my time, fuck you” that unexpectedly managed to become the catchphrase of the revolution.
The phrase “I yield my time” is often used in US politics for when a speaker has said all they need to say but still has allotted time available. For Frisch, the two seconds of waived time truly did put the cherry on top of his absolutely savage cake.
“I yield my time” elevates this to art
— Brendel (@Brendelbored) June 3, 2020
The New Haiku for a revolution:
Suck my dick
And choke on it
I yield my time
Fuck you
— Aabria Iyengar 🖤 (@quiddie) June 3, 2020
“i yield my time. FUCK YOU.” if this is real i just found a new hero. https://t.co/oAxiXTNMfh
— el-p (@therealelp) June 3, 2020
Please put “I yield my time, fuck you” on my tombstone. pic.twitter.com/NtKUcd9qVN
— christine (@MissLatinaFey) June 3, 2020
THIS BOUT TO BE A BANGER 😳🙏🏼 #BlackLivesMattter #BlackOutTuesday pic.twitter.com/Csrnuc2Pzt
— CamKap (@CamKapHD) June 3, 2020
Shout out to this guy for cussing out the LAPD with the chef's kiss of "I yield my time fcuk you". I've mastered the art of a 140 seconds cuss out, but 18 seconds is a special talent. ✊🏾pic.twitter.com/1nOssdZiF7
— BlackWomenViews (@blackwomenviews) June 3, 2020
LMAOOOO I’M CRYING. I HAVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE PUT “SUCK MY DICK AND CHOKE ON IT” and “I YIELD MY TIME” SO ELEGANTLY TOGETHER 😂😂 https://t.co/FSNvRxppeN
— Cristian (@burnettspapi) June 3, 2020
Everytime I end an insult I’m gonna say I yield my time now.
Also that last “fuck you”? I felt that shit. It hit just right. pic.twitter.com/6169SqlVxU
— Sherrod (@HEELSherrod) June 3, 2020
The guy leaving to go protest after he said “Suck my dick and choke on it. I yield my time!” pic.twitter.com/j8MfC7hzdi
— BananaMan (@Loxe_Aeon) June 3, 2020