Lady Gaga Fans Are Pretending To Be Soccer Moms And Going Absolutely Wild On The Internet Today
"My DAUGHTER told Me2 Tweeter This! #PERFECTILLUSION She said If I Do NOT help It TREND, She WILL burn our House Down."
Lady Gaga’s latest single ‘Perfect Illusion’ is dropping this Friday and depending on how into Lady Gaga you are this is either a very exciting or very confusing time to be on the internet.
The excitement comes from the fact this is the first track off the singer’s highly anticipated fifth album. Though details are pretty scarce, we know that ‘Perfect Illusion’ was produced by an amazing team including Mark Ronson and Tame Impala’s Kevin Parker and radio stations are now starting to hype its release.
The confusion? Some of Gaga’s fans are celebrating all this by flooding Twitter with messages that range from cute and daggy to sexual and/or lightly threatening — most of which are being posted through the guise of fictional middle-aged women.
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OKAY, LET’S BACK UP A MINUTE
As BuzzFeed’s Brad Esposito reported earlier today, a post was shared on Gaga fan blogs overnight that outlines a plan to get the new song on the radio as much as possible.
“If you have a stan Twitter don’t request using it,” the post reads. “Radio hosts hate homosexuals and stan Twitters, it’s a fact. Make an account with a soccer mom selfie avatar [preferably a stock photo], make your username something like ‘ilovemykids123’ and write a bio about how you have three kids and a husband. Then write a tweet like ‘@RadioStation ahah my kids luv this new GaGa song!!! driving me mad on my way to work!! play it please’.”
“DJs all over the world think that the [general population] is actually living for the song, therefore playing it more often.”
Posts from stations including Australia’s KIIS 1065FM and XTRARADIO from the Netherlands have now been swamped with Gaga-related tweets from new accounts. These include @AmyLuvsHerKids, @007SoccerMom007, 67-year-old “barefoot bowls enthusiast” Barbara Raramona, and Susan Urie who is “straighter than [her] daughter’s ruler”, the plan is going pretty well.
@kiis1065 @ladygaga oh yes! My three kids love her! Will make driving them to school easier with this playing! ❤️?
— Amy loves her family (@AmyLuvsHerKids) September 6, 2016
@kiis1065 my gay grandson loves the lady GaGa! we're all so excited to hear #PERFECTILLUSION cant wait to pop the radio on & give it a whirl
— Barbara Raramona (@Barbara67love) September 6, 2016
@XTRARADIO @ladygaga Jesus, me&my 2 boys are so excited for this! They won't even go to bed tonight!
— Madeleine Mc Oneil (@007SoccerMom007) September 5, 2016
@kiis1065 @ladygaga I can not wait to hear Lady Ga Ga's new single! My daughters love Ga Ga.
— Susan Urie (@susanurie1234) September 6, 2016
@XTRARADIO @ladygaga my children just let out the loudest scream! I dropped my casserole tray in the kitchen!
— Linda (@LindaHopkins007) September 5, 2016
While the original idea and initial tweets are definitely to be commended, the true genius is in the commitment to the bit. These accounts, each created less than 24 hours ago, are glorious and densely-layered patchworks of confetti, flourless brownies, Hillary Clinton love, and white-hot crazy.
kids can't wait for #PerfectIllusion 2 come out! told me if I don't tweet this, they'll set their hamsters on fire. pic.twitter.com/9VTtcVIlig
— Susan Urie (@susanurie1234) September 6, 2016
I love my homosexual sons, all 7 of them. We are all waiting for Lady GaGa's new song Perfect Illusion. They want to wear make up and dance!
— Linda (@LindaHopkins007) September 5, 2016
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love lady gaga!
— Mary_Jane_48 (@AuntMary1965) September 5, 2016
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The Wrath Of The Fake Soccer Moms
After the original post about this went up on BuzzFeed, the fake accounts went into full meltdown mode. Laura Boles, whose picture suggests she is a part-time hair model for “simple short hairstyles fro women over 50”, wanted to tell the writer she was actually a very real person.
@braddybb please delete this, you're invading my privacy and exposing my life for a couple of clicks on your site
— Laura Boles (@laura_boles) September 6, 2016
“Donald Tramp” supporter Becky Van Derbooben has started a Change.org petition to “Stop BUSFEED”.
@laura_boles @braddybb i cant believe it. Privacy means nothing in this country any more. #VoteTramp for a change #makecanadagreatagain
— Becky Van Derbooben (@mrsvanderbooben) September 6, 2016
Esposito’s DMs are now a minefield of anger, obsession and thirst.
"i'm going to eat my own ass" pic.twitter.com/vDLGZBhgMD
— brad (@braddybb) September 6, 2016
time for me to log off pic.twitter.com/ryul3fjfyH
— brad (@braddybb) September 6, 2016
All this to say Gaga’s Little Monsters are either the most incredible fan base around or this is the most inspired and straight-up insane marketing campaign in the history of civilisation. Either way, please, please don’t @ me.
My DAUGHTER told Me2 Tweeter This! #PERFECTILLUSION She said If I Do NOT help It TREND, She WILL burn our House Down pic.twitter.com/09dHGKENHL
— Barbara Whales (@BarbLovesChrist) September 6, 2016
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Feature image via @BarbLovesChrist… and also, coincidentally, this stock dental model.