The Internet Is Scared Of An Angry Lady Named ‘Kidz Bop Karen’
“My kids can’t hear me calling you a bitch. They can’t hear me because they’re listening to Kidz Bop.”
If you were wondering why Kidz Bop suddenly started trending this weekend, well, you’re in for a real treat. Let me introduce you to our new queen who is now destined to live in internet infamy forever, Kidz Bop Karen.
these are the kind of customers I get everyday LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/hZRvmmWZIh
— ⋆ (@whykent) November 2, 2019
In the full version of the video, we get a little more context into why Karen was so angry. Uploaded by Chelsea Klein, the passenger recording the events unfolding, it appears that Karen is upset because the Uber-type service Chelsea was travelling in almost got into a bit of a fender bender with her.
“She thinks it cute that her driver almost hit my kids”, Karen likely over-exaggerates. “And she thinks she needs to take a video of it instead of apologising like a sane human.”
Despite the driver apologising and taking blame for the almost-accident, Kidz Bop Karen was more focused on getting an apology from “the bitch-ass hoe that told me to calm down”.
Her words, not mine.
But Chelsea wasn’t having it. After reminding Karen that her kids were still in the car and could likely hear their mum slinging around the word bitch, Karen blew up. She uttered the words that will be written in history books until the end of time.
“My kids can’t hear me calling you a bitch,” Karen said. “They can’t hear me because they’re listening to Kidz Bop.”
And thus, a new meme was born.
that didn’t upset me BUT THE BITCH ASS HOE THAT TOLD ME TO “CALM DOWN” what I’d like is for you to apologize instead of being a bitch pic.twitter.com/hUbndniYQu
— ⋆ (@whykent) November 2, 2019
This video has everything – aggressive hand gestures, women calling other women “bitch ass hoes”, and Head Crackers (that’s when a white woman is so angry she stands in the middle of traffic while sticking her head in your car window so you can’t drive off) pic.twitter.com/bdeBFKR9A2
— Simon (@simondrex) November 3, 2019
“They can’t hear me cause they’re listening to Kidz Bop” pic.twitter.com/59WcR3wOyx
— Ghoul Patrol (@aidanelmo) November 2, 2019
Now while no one knows the mystery woman’s real name, the internet were quick to crown her with her new, well-deserved title — Kidz Bop Karen. People online we’re just so taken aback by Kidz Bop Karen that some of them couldn’t decide if they wanted to be Karen…
kidz bop karen energy is what i’ll be taking into my 30s pic.twitter.com/UamHV8QHq8
— stephen ossola (@stephenossola) November 2, 2019
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) November 2, 2019
…or be the kids in the car innocently listening to Kidz Bop.
Me putting the kidz bop on because I know my moms about to call someone in the car next to us a bitch ass ho pic.twitter.com/iUz6VGuVKi
— Melissa McArdle (@ahhhhrealmissy) November 2, 2019
Me jamming to the Kidz Bop cover of Old Town Road while my mom starts throwing hands with the car in front of us pic.twitter.com/qB0XOV11j6
— Jonathan Russell (@Jonathan_R640) November 2, 2019
when your parents are totally psychotic but you got the kidz bop cranked to 11: pic.twitter.com/CkpZfQw367
— Now ignoring (@PeakedAtBirth) November 2, 2019
Kidz Bop lady's car is lit. pic.twitter.com/3GcGtWjhzi
— Chris Harihar (@ChrisHarihar) November 3, 2019
Whoever you want to be in this scenario, I think we can all agree that Kidz Bop are probably loving all this free promo.