‘Kevin Rudd 2000’ Is Dead And Australian Political Life Has Lost All Meaning
A nation mourns.
At 4:53PM this afternoon EST, the Twitter account ‘Kevin Rudd 2000’ sent out what appears to be its final tweet:
Ablo eat Kevern
— Kevin Rudd 2000 (@Rudd2000) August 5, 2014
The surprise announcement has sent shockwaves through Australia’s corridors of power. For years, ‘Kevin Rudd 2000’ has been a beacon of journalistic rigour and wisdom in Canberra, telling the stories about our nation’s most powerful people that others were just too afraid to touch, and bearing witness to some of the most significant political events of modern times.
Toney Abert have his victory over Jolya he now have literally no other purpose in life no ideas that’s it he got nothing — Kevin Rudd 2000 (@Rudd2000) July 17, 2014
Joly Bish hit passion pop tonight break out the Stevie Nicks she on the edge of seventeen again — Kevin Rudd 2000 (@Rudd2000) July 11, 2014
Same Datsyaari small secret he basically a garden gnome what come to life — Kevin Rudd 2000 (@Rudd2000) July 11, 2014
Kevin Rudd 2000 churned out over 3000 tweets, each one full of passion, high drama and backroom intrigue starring all your favourite characters: Garg Hunt, Scot Moronsen, Bell Sharten, Ablo.
Mark Latam fridge have no milk in it police evacuate whole west of Sydney — Kevin Rudd 2000 (@Rudd2000) June 25, 2014
Scot Moreson straight up give a chinese burn to a heaps little kid — Kevin Rudd 2000 (@Rudd2000) August 5, 2014
David Leayunjhellm see black person on street he flash his piece make it clear who is boss — Kevin Rudd 2000 (@Rudd2000) July 1, 2014
Who will guide us through these troubled times? Who will hold our hand and lead us to’ards the light? Who shall quench our raging thirst, sooth our burning brow? Not Kevern. No more Kevern.
Crag Thamsen get into fight with ibis over contents of bin — Kevin Rudd 2000 (@Rudd2000) August 5, 2014
Corey Barnardi hear data retention thing straight up shit his pants — Kevin Rudd 2000 (@Rudd2000) August 5, 2014
☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Emmo ★。／｜＼ °★ 。☆。 。° ☆。 ☆。 ★。☆ °★
— Kevin Rudd 2000 (@Rudd2000) July 19, 2014
Goodnight, sweet Kevern. RIP in peace.