Jeff Goldblum Rating Jeff Goldblum Tattoos Is The Most Jeff Goldblum Thing Ever
Life, uh, finds a way.
Obviously, there is no such thing as bad Jeff Goldblum content. Rather, there is good Jeff Goldblum content and very good Jeff Goldblum content. And for what it’s worth, this is definitely the latter.
Earlier this week, the actor – who is currently doing his thing in Thor: Ragnarok, which you should definitely go and see – sat down with GQ and recorded a video in which he rates tattoos of his own face. It’s a phenomenal idea, and the person who came up with it should immediately be given a raise.
The seven minute clip is a glorious showcase of Goldblum at his most… him. Not only does he rate the tattoos, but the limbs to which the tattoos are attached. He also waxes poetic about everything from fashion to pizza to velociraptors.
“I played a detective on television, so I notice things others may not,” he explains, after misidentifying a leg as an arm.
Story checks out.
Ten Goldblums out of a possible ten Goldblums. No question.