This Bitchy Spotify AI Bot Will Roast Your Taste In Music, And It’s Just As Fun As It Sounds
If you thought your Spotify Wrapped results were bad, wait until this robot drags you.
If you thought your Spotify Wrapped results was the most embarrassed your music taste could make you, think again.
Turns out, your music taste is so much worse than imaginable — and now there’s an AI bot that’ll tell you just how bad it is.
Thanks to a couple of geniuses over at The Pudding, the ‘How Bad Is Your Spotify?’ bot is here to “judge your awful taste in music” using “sophisticated AI” trained by Mike Lacher and Matt Daniels.
Sadly, no matter how good you think your favourite artists are, they will never be good enough for this AI bot. But while so mean, it’s also just so funny.
this AI that judges your spotify habits has fucking decimated mehttps://t.co/uRhjPp0r6s pic.twitter.com/BklG0fPb4v
— bonnie 瞿 (@bonniequeue) December 22, 2020
After you log in with your Spotify account, the bot searches through your listening behaviours and literally just drags you and your Spotify streams to filth.
Once it’s done treating you like a mean girl from high school, the bot will double check to make sure you weren’t listening to certain tracks ironically, which is probably the biggest burn any music fan can get.
From here it’ll have you play a quick game of Fuck, Marry, Kill before it serves you your main hyphenated insult that’ll sum up your entire music taste. And if that’s not bad enough, it’ll also give you a basic percentage and a longer list that details the exact type of bad your Spotify is.
For me, I was told I that my Spotify streams were “crying-during-sex-skrt-skrt-wet-ass-bad”, thanks to my obsession with Drake, Trap and ‘WAP’ by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion. Ouch.
But honestly, the Spotify AI bot is actually a lot of fun, once you get over the initial sting of being called 27 percent basic. Plus, reading the highly-specific, computer-generated insults other people get is even better.
Wow ok, this is recent activity and I'm just trying to help a baby out, don't drag me for it (stream Katabi by Ian Pangilinan!!!)
Let this AI drag your Spotify activity lmao https://t.co/bSaixlwxa7 pic.twitter.com/xhZfSgX1lO— melonpangs (@melonpangs1) December 23, 2020
Thanks to this AI for judging my Spotify 👍🏻 pic.twitter.com/Djdl7X7YoV
— kendall🪐 (@kendallkaiser23) December 23, 2020
Pls go and get yoir Spotify roasted by this AI.
Spot on fellas. Spot on.https://t.co/7kHwuwQiAS pic.twitter.com/XL5MCONP6s
— Say yes to only THIS Jess – 🏳️🌈 (@WhyJessWhyJess) December 22, 2020
this ai absolutely dragged my spotify history pic.twitter.com/qrghIceBHp
— laura (@littlepotfairy) December 23, 2020
If you’d like the ‘How Bad Is Your Spotify?’ bot to roast you to hell and back, follow this link and log into your Spotify account. Happy roasting!