Everyone Is Thirsty For Aladdin’s Hot Jafar So Clean-Up On Aisle Internet Please
If there’s one thing this here internet is good at in 2018, it’s being incredibly, unapologetically thirsty. Perhaps as a pushback to the world wide web’s decline into a nightmarish playground for hurling abuse, presidential meltdowns and, you know, Nazis, the internet has honestly never been so god damn horny and we here at Junkee are all for it. Point and case is today’s latest thirstpiration that we’re 100% on board with: Hot Jafar.
A slew of brand new photos from the upcoming live-action reboot of classic Disney animation Aladdin dropped online this morning and whilst many were chucking tantrums about Will Smith’s underwhelming looking Genie, true appreciators of pop culture where discussing something far more important. Jafar is hot now. Hot. Jafar.
I think I’m Team Jafar, you guys pic.twitter.com/WgUt30c0gu
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) December 19, 2018
Yep, the beloved camp villain Jafar is hot now. The mischievous advisor to the Sultan is a snacc. He’s a daddy and he’s a svelte slab of intimidating hotness.
Hot Jafar is the best thing about the upcoming live-action Aladdin. pic.twitter.com/PpaOIzYiRN
— Michael Blackmon (@blackmon) December 19, 2018
Jafar fine as hell tho so I will be rooting for evil pic.twitter.com/kwsTzHIkPG
— sydney scott (@sydneymscott) December 19, 2018
— Reithna chhoeum (@chhewie) December 19, 2018
Jafar could cast whatever god damn spell he wants on me to be completely honest. Seriously, put me in whatever slutty outfit you want and lock me up in a giant hourglass all you want Daddy, I’m yours.
Jafar 2.0’s hotness is so severe many are struggling to see how the new movie could possibly stick to the original plotline which sees Princess Jasmine choosing Aladdin over the nefarious trickster. Surely with a bod that rockin’ Jasmine would simply be like “OK SURE YES PLEASE” the second he offers his hand in marriage.
the sultan [hypnotized]:jasmine, you will wed jafar becaus—
jasmine: ok yes i am fine with this pic.twitter.com/KKHbEgLFyr
— David Mack (@davidmackau) December 19, 2018
The only take I have, and the only take I will likely ever have about the Aladdin remake is that Jasmine's entire arc must be a mistake because she outta be down to clown this Jafar from scene 1 pic.twitter.com/r5SyMm0oXR
— alexis nedd (@alexisthenedd) December 19, 2018
In the cartoon movie, it was believable that Princess Jasmine chose Aladdin, because Jafar was looking like a skeleton with a painted on beard. Now we gonna be like wayment Jasmine you might wanna reconsider cuz Jafar is FOINE!!! pic.twitter.com/Wa0Ur4pSRo
— Santa’s Slay (@ItzBreeZyBaby) December 19, 2018
Y’all expect me to root for Aladdin when Jafar our here looking like a full balanced meal with desert on the side. Y’all playing. pic.twitter.com/qUi9h9hknU
— D.A.M (@Dnellicious) December 19, 2018
I mean he aint ugly but he aint JAFAR pic.twitter.com/IByYCFVGJd
— San Gallo con Tenis (@hsac16) December 19, 2018
Ain't no way Jasmine is in her right mind if she is picking Aladdin over Jafar. AINT. NO. WAY. https://t.co/rzFaUvj29A
— April (@ReignOfApril) December 19, 2018
Me @ aladdin vs me @ jafar pic.twitter.com/FE33YUvbeK
— Lue (@i_amthe_senate) December 19, 2018
"A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself belongs on the arm of the most powerful man in the world –" "Dang Jafar YOU RIGHT" https://t.co/peFasxflWa
— ☆ skyler 🎂 (@theselittlefics) December 19, 2018
Hot Jafar forever. Forget Aladdin, forget Abu, forget that sassy ass tiger, in 2018 we stan Jafar and Jafar alone.
The live action Aladdin remake should just be called Hot Jafar and should just be about Hot Jafar.
— Chris Feil (@chrisvfeil) December 19, 2018
Agreed. Catch up on the rest of the new photos here and get pumped for “Hot Jafar” starring Jafar and hopefully no one else, when the movie lands May 23rd.