Hey, It’s Junkee’s 2017 Golden Globes Liveblog!
(Because it's pretty much impossible to watch in Australia.)
Welcome to our liveblog of the 74th Golden Globes! Because it’s become near impossible to actually watch the Golden Globes in Australia — unless you are willing to pledge your first born to the streaming gods/know someone with an active Foxtel account — we’ll keep you up to date with the goings on at Hollywood’s drunkest awards show.
Will Winona Ryder be triumphant and seal her comeback with a Globe win? Will La La Land sweep away every cynical film in its wake? Will Jimmy Fallon decide that now is the time to go off-script and reveal himself to be an anti-Trump anarchist who just wants to burn this shit down?
Probably not! But let’s hope for the best anyway. Here we go!