Hooray! Hairdressers Are Reopening In Melbourne And Everyone Is So Excited
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Premier Dan Andrews has announced new changes to restrictions in Victoria, including hairdressers opening from tomorrow, which everyone is so excited about.
In a press conference this morning, Victorian Premier Dan Andrews announced some easing of lockdown restrictions in the state. From 11:59pm tonight, the current 5km limit on travel for people will be extended to 25km, and there will no longer be a time limit on leaving home. There can also be outdoor gatherings of 10 from 2 households, just in time for picnic season.
NO TIME LIMIT! RADIUS IS 25KM!!!!!
— rabia (@spitewaves) October 18, 2020
He also announced that from November 1st, there will be further changes. The four reasons for leaving home restriction will be lifted, two people will be able to visit another home, and retail and hospitality will open (with conditions).
But the biggest news in all this, and the news that seemed to excite most people, is that hairdressers will be open from tomorrow.
HAIRDRESSERS CAN OPEN!!
— Joshua Badge (@joshuabadge) October 18, 2020
The scream in my house when hairdressers were announced open was deafening 🥰
— Emma Francis (@emmavfrancis) October 18, 2020
Finally, the battered and bruised and coloured and badly cut hair that has been done by amateurs in Melbourne homes over the past few months will be able to receive some expert attention.
HAIRDRESSERS! I can tune out now.
— Ky (@MelbourneBitter) October 18, 2020
People are envisioning a rush on hairdressers, and also imagining the sight the hairdressers are going to be facing.
Line at Melbourne hairdressers tomorrow! pic.twitter.com/yWAzCHCtie
— Carlton Live (@live_carlton) October 18, 2020
Me, at the hairdressers at midnight: LET ME IN
— Maxibon (@thiscassgirl) October 18, 2020
Your days are numbered, covid hair. ✂️✂️✂️
— Josh Taylor (@joshgnosis) October 18, 2020
ALL OF MELBOURNE ONCE HAIRDRESSERS ARE BACK OPEN TOMORROW pic.twitter.com/72kbk00oAW
— Maria Lewis (@moviemazz) October 18, 2020
Comedian Nazeem Hussain has his own theory as to what is behind the opening.
— Nazeem Hussain (@nazeem_hussain) October 18, 2020
But it’s great news and we are all thrilled for you Melbourne, and for your poor hair.
Haircuts in Melbourne should honestly be subsidised by Medicare until the end of the year
— Benjamin Law 羅旭能 (@mrbenjaminlaw) October 18, 2020
so happy for my unkempt friends and their hideous, disgusting hair
— alex (@lexgallagher) October 18, 2020