Everyone Is Dunking On This Moron Who Posted A Photo Of His Gillette Razor In A Toilet
Have fun fishing that back out, idiot.
A very stupid man is getting very thoroughly dunked on after throwing his Gillette razor into his toilet in protest… and then presumably having to fish it out again.
Gillette has been at the centre of a firestorm of pissy manbabies after releasing a new ad calling out toxic masculinity. Some especially shouty men have been calling for a boycott of the company, and have used the hashtag #BoycottGillette to share photos of themselves throwing their razors in the trash. But Twitter user @warroom took things one step further, posting a pic of his razor floating in the shitter instead.
Goodbye Gillette. Hello Schick #GilletteAd pic.twitter.com/AfcFE5efNq
— warroom (@warroom) January 15, 2019
The response to the photo has been swift and very entertaining.
You paid for that razor. You now have to put your hand in the toilet to throw that out. You literally owned yourself.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) January 16, 2019
Having to call a plumber to own the libs.
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 16, 2019
Now show us the picture where you fished it out of the toilet because you can’t flush a razor
— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) January 16, 2019
My man here ruining his plumbing because a commercial suggested that maybe he should be nicer.
— Beloved Internet Personality Gena Radcliffe (@porcelain72) January 15, 2019
Don’t listen to them! Flush it! Real men don’t call plumbers. Lift the toilet out with one arm and install the replacement with the other!!
— Pomfelo (@pomfelo) January 15, 2019
Buddy, you should really see a doctor
— Jason (@longwall26) January 16, 2019
“MOM!!!! The toilet’s broken”
— Cheryl Rice 🌊 (@CherylRice) January 16, 2019
The fact that we can see you reflected in the toilet water adds a certain sense of poetry to it all.
— ☃️ Christopher ☃️ (@LeChristopherAG) January 15, 2019
Later that day… pic.twitter.com/Z39221y1eo
— David M. (@ShinyHappyHead) January 16, 2019
The dude has since clarified that no, he didn’t flush it. After all, he’s not an idiot!!
If you REALLY believe I’d be dumb enough to try to actually flush, you’re dumber than you think I am #GilletteAd
— warroom (@warroom) January 16, 2019
No one is as dumb as we think you are.
— Christopher Sebela (@xtop) January 16, 2019