The Entire Internet Is Obsessed With The Fish Tube, The Tube That Carries Fish Over Dams
"Launch me through the fish tube so i can feel something."
“This system helps native fish pass over dams in seconds rather than day” read a simple tweet, enthused over the invention of a fish tube. Seconds later, the fish tube meme was born.
I cannot stress to you how inherently funny the concept of a fish tube is.
It’s also called a “salmon cannon” and it’s somehow about the Wallace and Gromit of it all, and also about the weird highly charged erotic energy.
The fish tube, as the short video explains, has been created to help salmon traverse dams. There are all sorts of benefits to the fish tube. We should be thankful for the fish tube.
Let us watch the fish tube.
This system helps native fish pass over dams in seconds rather than day pic.twitter.com/aAmhHArjPg
— Dr. Kash Sirinanda (@kashthefuturist) August 8, 2019
Immediately upon seeing the fish tube, I was struck with the urge to have it gently suck my head. I wanted to insert myself into the tube and be shot out into a lake. Life is a fish tube, and I want to ride it. The fish tube is our generation’s moon landing, but please don’t interrogate that concept any further!
Much like a tube-riding fish, we have already moved on!!!
Also, please be aware that the company which invented the fish tube is called Whooshh!
Fish tube, feral hog,
Epstein’s dead she beat the dog,
We didn’t start the fire
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 11, 2019
It seems like only yesterday that the internet absolutely lost their minds about 30-50 feral hogs, and I think a lot of that cursed energy has carried over unto the salmon cannon. Anyway, please read everyone losing their goddamn minds, it’s very funny.
good morning yeet me through the fish tube
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) August 11, 2019
stick my disgusting body into that fish tube and fire me into the goddamned sun!!! let’s GO
— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) August 11, 2019
someone make a gofundme for a human-sized version of the fish tube please
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) August 11, 2019
Edited the fish tube video with Space Mountain music to give the fish a bigger thrill pic.twitter.com/IUxaosPgd6
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) August 11, 2019
We. Demand. To. Ride. The Fish Tube.
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) August 11, 2019
ahhhhh, another peaceful day of being a fish, swimming in water, not being put in a tube
— allison (@allisongallaghr) August 11, 2019
sitting at the end of the fish tube just licking my lips with a gingham tablecloth tucked into my collar
— dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) August 11, 2019
launch me through the fish tube so i can feel something.
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) August 11, 2019
Oh my fucking god, we can’t eat fish, we can suck fish up a tube— what CAN we do with fish exactly? PC culture, suck my ass!!
— Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) August 11, 2019
🎶 I’ve got a fish tube, got a fish tube full of salmon 🎶 pic.twitter.com/2NEmZzZ0Jf
— clever girls (@10velociraptors) August 11, 2019
the salmon going through the giant fish tube: pic.twitter.com/UtIC7EKuc6
— Paul McCallion (@OrangePaulp) August 11, 2019