Everyone Is Trying To Predict Who Will Replace Ellen, And The Choices Are Absolutely Wild
"Get Eric Andre to replace Ellen, keep the show format the same. Also don't change the name."
It has been a disrupted year for Ellen DeGeneres.
The talkshow host and pop culture icon has suffered a series of blows to the reputation. She’s long been accused of being a “difficult” person to work alongside, but now, those vague rumours have become specific allegations. As Buzzfeed recently reported, the Ellen set has allegedly been a toxic workplace for some time, with ex-employees claiming the atmosphere is one of hostility and “intimidation.”
Amidst these claims, rumours also quickly began to circulate that DeGeneres was considering retiring from the show. Those stories have since been confirmed as false by Telepictures, a production company associated with the show. But that hasn’t stopped rampant speculation about who would take Ellen’s place.
At first, suggestions for a replacement were serious. James Corden was the name being bandied about, which many considered somewhat ironic, given that Corden’s reputation is allegedly far from good.
But then, before too long, things spiralled out of control. The choices got stranger and stranger, and eventually the whole process of picking an Ellen replacement became a massive meme.
Here are some of the funniest choices:
Replace Ellen with everyone in line at Panda Express
— Perfume Genius (@perfumegenius) August 4, 2020
i think we all know who should replace ellen pic.twitter.com/mIUYbDf4UQ
— dean’s hotdog pants (@sosaysthesword) August 4, 2020
goofy will replace ellen
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) August 5, 2020
Replace Ellen with them pic.twitter.com/kyASKopxJV
— Hannah 😎 (@moviesandcats) August 4, 2020
replace ellen w a gaping black hole that would somehow have the ability to eternal sunshine of the spotless mind us all simultaneously
— Erin Taylor (@erinisaway) August 4, 2020
Why are we talking about replacing Ellen with James Corden?
Just replace her with Ellen Page. Another out lesbian, and you don’t even have to change the name of the show! pic.twitter.com/k0cq1LeBna
— Robert Richmond (@RobertRichmond0) August 2, 2020
Let's replace Ellen with Gentle Ben. pic.twitter.com/LuV4aMSfBr
— Harris Dang (@FilmMomatic) August 4, 2020
let the babadook host ellen pic.twitter.com/0uNerM9oIm
— staid indoors (@staidindoors) August 3, 2020
if it was up to me, i’d replace Ellen DeGeneres with Sue Sylvester pic.twitter.com/9510vr4rrf
— KT | NOT THE BA-YANGG🗣 (@katiethescammer) August 5, 2020
Replace Ellen with Space Ghost pic.twitter.com/gkuZVgjZMC
— irl Todd Chavez (@emilyowens17) August 2, 2020
Of all the choices for an Ellen replacement, the most common has been Eric Andre, the cult hero and host of an anti-talkshow on Adult Swim.
Get Eric Andre to replace Ellen, keep show format the same. Also don't change the name
— Gabe Gurwin (@GamingAngelGabe) August 2, 2020
So popular has been this suggestion, in fact, that Andre has gotten in on the fun himself. He’s shared both a doctored image of himself as Ellen DeGeneres — truly nightmare stuff — and a petition officially calling for him to be the new host of Ellen.
— Eric Andre (@ericandre) August 4, 2020
— Eric Andre (@ericandre) August 4, 2020
Listen, we all know that it’s probably never gonna happen — Eric Andre will not host Ellen. But goddamn it would be funny if he did.