I Am Haunted By The Time Ed Sheeran Was On ‘Game Of Thrones’

'Game Of Thrones' season 8 just gave us closure on their weirdest ever cameo.

Ed Sheeran On Game Of Thrones

Remember when ubiquitous pop singer Ed Sheeran did a cameo on Game of Thrones? I do. I think about it constantly.

Sometimes in the middle of a normal conversation, perhaps about Apricot Mini-Wheats, or a large dog that looked at me one time, I’ll suddenly falter mid-sentence, struck again at the fact that we live in a world where Ed Sheeran played a Lannister soldier on Game of Thrones season 7 — for no good reason.

And then he sang on it.

For no good reason.

Any time Ed Sheeran comes up naturally in conversation — perhaps to discuss a hot new single (???) or a piece of celebrity gossip, or that time he cosplayed an awkward 13-year-old boy when he performed with Beyonce — I sit on the edge of my seat, all hungry eyed and salivating, ready and hoping to talk about his episode of Game of Thrones.

All I want to do is talk about it, to replay its beats over and over, to deep dive into the Sheeran abyss.

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Let’s watch it again!

This scene is another stark reminder that the Game of Thrones is played by kings and queens and rulers, but it’s the common folk who do the majority of the killing and the dying. It’s meant to put a human face on the struggle, and to let Arya — a creature defined by vendetta — realise that Lannister soldiers aren’t inherently evil.

Ed Sheeran does, I guess, have something approximating a human’s face. Nominally.  But it is also incontrovertibly the face of Ed Sheeran.

Why does it feel so strange and uncomfortable to see him in this episode, like when your boss’s son comes in and does work experience? Why, in a show full of dragons and sexy fire witches and normalised incest, did the presence of Ed Sheeran make me finally realise this was all so fake and absurd?

Why do I still not know the name of a single Ed Sheeran song, but I see his face every night in my dreams?

Luckily, it seems like I’m not the only one who constantly thinks about this.

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If you don’t remember, Ed Sheeran is a famous British singer, who was apparently a huge fan of Game of Thrones. I mean, so is everybody, but whatever.

Maisie Williams who plays Arya Stark was also a huge fan of him. Therefore… he popped in and sang a song in the show. It was odd.

I maintain that I have never heard an Ed Sheeran song, but I can only imagine that he sings about adorably small sailing boats, or drinking tomato juice from a mug with your lesbian aunt. I firmly believe that J.K. Rowling has canonically placed him somewhere within the Weasley family, perhaps as a distant cousin who once enchanted a saucepan to be sexy.

For a very serious, epic, dramatic fantasy show about murder and sex and death and dragons, having a famous goofball celebrity appear out of nowhere just seemed odd.

In fact, the episode in question was the premiere of season 7, and also featured a weirdly extended poop montage with Samwell Tarly, which Ed Sheeran managed to overshadow.

People were not impressed.

Sheeran actually found out about how much this whole thing was disliked, telling BuzzFeed in an interview last year:

“I know what Game of Thrones fans hoped happened to my character. I’m sure they think my character got brutally, brutally murdered, but I think my character is still out there. I think he’s chillin’. It was fun being in Game of Thrones, but I definitely think they should’ve killed me off in the episode. I reckon that probably would’ve been the redemption for people that didn’t like it.”

Ed Sheeran’s Melted Face Is The Last Thing I See Before I Sleep

Except, now we know what canonically happened to Ed Sheeran’s hapless idiot in Game Of Thrones. Probably. And it is not chill.


A little Easter Egg popped up in a conversation during the episode — we now know that Ed Sheeran’s character got extremely hurt later on in season 7, when Daenarys attacked the Lannister convoy with her dragons.

In Bronn’s gratuitous orgy scene, his buxom sex partners continue a rather amusing dialogue while they casually bone him.

“That boy Eddie.”
“The ginger?”
“That’s him. Came back with his face burned right off. He’s got no eyelids now.”
“How do you sleep with no eyelids?”

So, we can be RELATIVELY sure he’s either dead or horribly melted. Hooray!

The fact that Game of Thrones took the time to wrap up the fate of their stupidest character honestly means the world to me. The fact that he is horribly melted now haunts me, but also secretly pleases me — like when your good friends give birth to an unspeakably ugly baby.

It’s like a perfect confluence of events — I don’t think there could be any other celebrity who could quite create this uncanny valley casting effect — in fact we know there’s not, because there’s been cameos from people as diverse as YouTube Comedian Steve Love (???), metal band Mastodon, Icelandic glacier elves Sigur Rós, and Coldplay drummer Will Champion.

None of them felt like a rip in time and space, like a Doctor Who side-plot. None of them filled me with despair but also, absurdly, joy.

Only Ed Sheeran could do that.

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Patrick Lenton is the Entertainment Editor at Junkee. He doesn’t think he’s too cool for Ed Sheeran, just way too queer.