Please Stop Everything You’re Doing And Watch Drew From ‘MAFS’ Rap About Kick Ons
“It’s nice to meet the twins,” Drew half-sings. “Yay, big boobies for the win, please let this lady in so we can rub them on our chins, yum yum.”
This week on Married at First Sight we were introduced to a new couple, Drew and Kasey, who got married on Monday night’s episode.
While we’ve delved a little into Kasey’s singing past and uncovered her banger ‘Learn to Fly‘, it must absolutely be mentioned her groom Drew also has a few music videos under his belt.
While he said on his wedding episode of MAFS that he’s often hired to sing at weddings, what Drew didn’t mention is that he’s released some other bangers of his own too: most notably a song called “Kick Ons”.
If you watch this a few things are apparent: Drew invented raucous house parties and Katy Perry’s ‘Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F)’ is shaking. Let’s break it down for you.
“Well it’s a Sunday, make way for a fun day,” Drew opens with, shotting down his drink with the kind of acting that would make anyone on Home and Away jealous. He then queries if anyone has seen his pants, because “fuck, they were my best pair” while a giant blow up Pikachu dances in the background.
But, if you thought this was borderline bad let me tell you folks… it does get worse.
“It’s nice to meet the twins,” Drew half-sings. “Yay, big boobies for the win, please let this lady in so we can rub them on our chins, yum yum.”
And people thought Kanye was the lyricist of our generation.
“We’re all cooked like a Coles chook, trying to cop a cheap look, goddamn I’m glad you’re not my mum,” he follows with. Thankfully he does get slapped, though not enough if you ask me.
Drew then soothes our souls by wagging his finger in our faces and letting us know the party DOESN’T END. (God, hopefully the song does though.) I just need to point out that ALL of this action has happened in the first 45 seconds of the song.
The whole chorus is kind of this “let’s get lit like neon, aawaayyooohhayyoohyaay we’re all kickin’ on” vibe, with a determined Drew singing “we’ll stay on for the kick ons” while wearing a giant onesie.
Drew then fakes a sickie in the music video to his boss so he can, presumedly, keep kicking on.
Naturally as the party turns into a big, wet, filthy… pool party (what did you think I was going to say?), someone also throws this at Drew. Haha lads!
And finally we fade out with one incredibly auto-tuned part of “we’ll stay on for the kick ons”.
In absolutely related news I need to go shower at least 13 times.
This article first appeared on Punkee.