Dawson’s Creek Is Back, Performed Exclusively By Sausage Dogs

Verbose pubescent anxiety, and a whole lot of dogs in vests. Welcome to Dachshund's Creek.

One day, we will look back at our ownership of animals as a cruel and unnecessary exercise of overblown ego; a form of subjugation whose foundations lie in an unproven belief that our species is superior to all others.

Until that day arrives, I will be right over here, enjoying this video.