Everyone’s Dragging Kanye West’s Ugly New Yeezy Shoes That Look Like Fish Bones And A Butt Plug
"Nice, I’ve always wanted to rock nice polo and jeans with tilapia skeleton."
Another day, another absolutely horrid Yeezy shoe design courtesy of Kanye West.
Since the reveal of the Yeezy Boost 350 back in 2015, the Yeezy brand has gained cult following. But it seems as though Kanye West is now just taking advantage of his fans and taking the piss with his latest designs.
Only a month after the rapper, producer and designer released his terrible $2 washing basket-inspired white foam runners, Kanye has one upped himself with the ‘D Rose’ — a slip on shoe which looks like, well, both fish bones and a butt plug.
YZY D Rose coming soon 🕊 pic.twitter.com/SqHdj4SUrg
— ye (@kanyewest) August 9, 2020
The shoe is said to be a collaboration between Kanye West and basketball player, Derrick Rose. But while the truly ugly shoe is not up for sale just yet, one can only assume the fish skeleton collab will retail for an amount higher to his other foam runners.
For reference, Kanye’s previous overpriced foam runner sold for $109, which is about $104 more than the abomination was worth, if we’re being honest.
Despite the butt plug shoe looking to only be a prototype for now, Derrick Rose’s wife, Alaina Anderson shared a clip of the shoe in motion — and it’s somehow even worse than ever imaginable.
YZY x D Rose is DIFFERENT.
📸: https://t.co/zgvh37VZZ3 pic.twitter.com/KBiLk9SIrG— Complex Sneakers (@ComplexSneakers) August 9, 2020
Anyway, as expected, the internet dragged Kanye’s latest creation to absolute filth. Likening the new shoe to scored squid, a veggie slicer and Fish Bone from Super Mario, there was no holding back.
Looks like he’s about to dip them into soy pic.twitter.com/Sb9wv96Ykz
— Carls (@russian_doll25) August 9, 2020
Looks like this veggie slicer pic.twitter.com/lSJNPI2QKj
— Lola (@okguuuurl) August 9, 2020
— Devin (@DevinKofsky) August 9, 2020
However, most people noticed that the newest Yeezy creation resembled two things above all else: The skeleton of a common fish and a sex toy designed to be shoved up one’s ass.
Nice, I’ve always wanted to rock nice polo & jeans with tilapia skeleton https://t.co/2cNR2Nuamv
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) August 9, 2020
these are tilapia filets https://t.co/gYXWbBRemC
— JP (@jpbrammer) August 9, 2020
bro selling fossils https://t.co/AbyIq2vbKW
— zendaya enthusiast (@nobitchniqqaz) August 9, 2020
This shit vibrate? https://t.co/vc0VQ7hHCW
— TswanaManWithPower💪 (@David_Gabaocoe) August 9, 2020
nigga I will stick these shits up my ass https://t.co/OlqSZ9zmzz
— jay (@JAYVERSACE) August 9, 2020
Kanye released photos of his ‘D Rose’ sneakers alongside images of two other strange, disappointing and equally ugly shoes that are in production — ‘Turrelliens‘, which look like the mandatory surf shoes you have to wear while kayaking and a pair of unnamed foam slides, that give off huge “hospital clog” energy.
You absolutely hate to see it.