Everyone’s Making Fun Of Those Little Crusty-Eyed White Dogs Every Rich Family Had Growing Up
Why are they ALWAYS called Coco or Bella?
For the most part, dogs are cute.
You’ve got pugs, corgis, beagles, pit bulls, golden retrievers, bulldogs, dachshunds, great danes, really just some adorable breeds. But there are some that are just, objectively, the fucking worst.
At the top of this list are chihuahuas, who tend to be yappy, aggressive demon spawn. But coming in second are a breed not often spoken about, despite everyone knowing the exact dog by description alone.
When I say those fluffy white dogs with the crusty eyes, you know the exact dog I’m thinking of, right? The dogs with the crispy red eye stains or the goopy black stuff around their eye area? You know, the ones that every rich girl seemed to own growing up? That was always called ‘Bella’ or ‘Coco’ for reasons unknown? And somehow manage to live way longer than any other animal alive?
Yeah, THOSE dogs. Well, they’re usually Maltese Terriers and people are finally uniting against the little crusty-eyed pups online.
bitches always like “isn’t my dog so cute?” but it’s a white dog with those crispy red eye stains
— Bʀᴀɴᴅᴏɴ (@bjbjonez) July 23, 2020
In recent weeks there has been an influx of people poking fun at the crusty, old white dogs on TikTok.
Videos about the breed having a really specific unpleasant smell, constantly stained eyes and a strange ability to continuously cheat death have continued to circulate on the app.
But the hate for the dog breed has even reached Twitter, where people are sharing their relief over others finally openly talking about their disdain for Maltese dogs.
i’m so glad we’ve finally reached a consensus that the white dogs w the crusty eyes are not it… i’ve been hiding my true feelings for so long
— rasika ;) (@rasikaaas) August 1, 2020
me to every white dog with red crusty eyes i see pic.twitter.com/yVloa1SzcS
— ً (@pissyteigen) August 5, 2020
those crusty stinky white dogs always look like corpses, wtf are those they're like 16yo and some girl will be like "Omg this is my dog Stella she's so cute" no bitch thats a corpse
— Norton🐁 (@SocialistGrape) August 6, 2020
i saw this one tiktok about someone saying that people buy that ugly white dog with the curly hair and always end up naming it coco AND ITS SENDIGNFNF ME because its SO TRUE
— 𝐚𝐲𝐜𝐡 ☽ (@shawmija) May 15, 2020
Look, no one wants to actively hate a dog but those crusty white ones really are… a choice. According to Dog Time, Malteses are so popular because of their “gentle” but “sprightly” demeanour, which makes them perfect for kids. Plus, they’re small and hypoallergenic, so that’s another plus for those who want a dog but are wary about getting one.
But even though everyone’s insulting these crusty, fluffy white boys, those that own a Coco or Bella of their own are trying to defend their dogs on TikTok too.
So don’t worry, if you own a Maltese, you’re not alone. I mean, it would really be fucking impossible for you to be alone considering every third person owns one of them.