Culture

Forget About Chris Evans’ Leaked Nudes, We Need To Talk About His ‘Guard That Pussy’ Meme

The most baffling part of Chris Evans leaking his own nudes wasn't the nudes, but the 'Guard That Pussy' meme he had saved on his phone.

by Michelle Rennex  14 September 2020
chris evans guard that pussy

Want more Junkee in your life? Sign up to our newsletter, and follow us on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook so you always know where to find us.

Over the weekend, Chris Evans accidentally did what we all fear we may do some day too. Chris Evans uploaded a nude to his Instagram story. To his public Instagram story.

At the end of innocent screen-recording of the game Heads Up, Chris Evans’ camera roll was briefly flashed on screen. Amongst the images was a photo that looked like Captain America’s penis, which was screenshot and shared across social media despite Evans quickly deleting the story.

After the mortifying fuck up, fans of the actor decided to try and help him out by flooding Twitter with wholesome photos of Chris Evans in an attempt to drown out the screenshot. People used the opportunity to remind others that Evans’ suffers from “crippling anxiety” and “deserves some privacy” because while he is famous, he is also still human.

While fans were somewhat successful with their plan to slow the circulation of the alleged nude online, people who did manage to see the image couldn’t help but focus on the other photos that were shown in Chris Evans’ camera roll. Namely, a meme that Evans’ had saved, which looked like a PicsArt fan edit of the actor with the words: “GUARD. THAT. PUSSY” written below in red.

As expected, this saved photo left people with a lot of questions. Like, where did Chris Evans find this meme of himself? Why did he feel the need to save a photo that said he “GUARD THAT PUSSY”? And, most importantly, who’s pussy was he guarding that he felt the need to be reminded of it every time he looked at his camera roll?

Luckily for Evans, the sheer ridiculousness and general shit-ness of the meme the actor chose to save quickly shifted the conversation. People were no longer talking about what could’ve potentially been Chris Evans’ penis. Instead, everyone was wondering what the deeper meaning behind “GUARD THAT PUSSY” meant.

People were left so confused by the “GUARD THAT PUSSY” meme that Chris Evans’ saving that meme became a meme in itself. Now if you type Chris Evans’ name into Twitter, you’ll see a number of photos showing Evans’ doing all he can to guard that pussy. A pussy protector. The pussy preserver, if you will.

I personally feel very safe that Chris Evans is guarding pussies across the globe, and I’m excited for the next Marvel instalment: Captain America: Guard That Pussy.