The Chaser Is Offering To Cancel People’s News Corp Subscriptions For Them
Tell your parents.
After The Daily Telegraph published that weird, vindictive hit piece about Bill Shorten’s mum, there’s never been a better time for you (or your boomer parents) to cancel their News Corp subscription. But who can be fucked sitting on the phone? Fortunately, the team at The Chaser are willing to do the hard work for you, launching an online News Corp unsubscription service so you never have to read that toxic shit ever again.
“Are you sick of that crotchety old billionaire Rupert Murdoch siphoning off your hard earned cash each week?” reads the pitch on The Chaser website. “Are you tired of reading newspapers so biased, they make The Chaser seem like serious journalists by comparison? Want to just cancel your subscription to The Daily Telegraph that keeps clogging up your mailbox, but can’t be arsed waiting on the phone for three hours?”
“Well wait no more! For a limited time, we at Chaser.com.au are willing to bite the bullet for you and do the legwork.”
Anyone with a News Corp subscription can use the service by filling out this form. For the love of God, what are you waiting for?