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This Depressingly Accurate ‘Boomer Porn’ Account Shows All The Ways They’re Screwing Us Over

Great for people whose kink is screwing younger generations.

by Jared Richards  1 August 2018
Boomer Porn

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We probably don’t need to remind you that this is not a government that cares for young people, though here’s a few examples, just in case. There’s those recently slashed penalty rates, the lowered HECS debt repayment threshold, Australia’s ever-inflating housing prices while wages continue to stagnate, and that increasingly Kafka-esque Centrelink system which routinely cancels payments for no valid reason. Fun!

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Anyway, the point is that baby boomers love to make a profit at the expense of younger generations — in all manner of ways, in all kinds of positions.

Enter ‘Boomer Porn’, your new favourite Twitter/Instagram account, which rightfully points out that boomers seem to get off on calling out millennials for eating avocado toast and posting selfies, as if that’s the reason we can’t afford a house.

Despite only being born yesterday, the account has started out super strong. Much like it’s aesthetic inspiration, PornHub, it’s churning out content faster than you can… well.

They’re covering a lot of boomer kinks, beginning with residents making noise-complaints against neighbouring live-music venues (remember that time the Sydney Opera House was fined $15,000 for  Florence + The Machine’s roaring harps?).

Not into live-music? Well, rental fuckery has a much broader appeal, so you could try to get your rocks off to “landlord plowing young couple with fourth rent rise without touching the property once”.

Or what about graduating from university and working for free just to get an entry-level position?

Or, if you’re more into being racist, there’s “legal immigrant quietly and obediently doing menial work (English language version)”, and “foursome enjoy eating the foot of the people they want deported”. Hot!

There are so many great examples of the things that boomers absolutely love getting their rocks off to.

It’s fun to laugh, the pain hurts less. Chuck Boomer Porn a follow on Twitter and Instagram.