People Are Fighting Over Whether Bert And Ernie Are Gay And Even Their Writer Has Weighed In
"Listen, Bert and Ernie fucking women was part of my childhood and you can't just take that away."
Sesame Street has halted debate over whether Bert and Ernie are gay, after releasing a statement saying that, no, “they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation”.
Questions over Bert and Ernie’s sexuality are long-standing, but recently captured the world again when Mark Saltzman — one of the Sesame Street writers — said in an interview:
“I always felt that without a huge agenda, when I was writing Bert and Ernie, they were [gay]. I didn’t have any other way to contextualise them.”
But others denied that the characters were gay.
In a statement (an actual, serious release to media) Sesame Street producers Sesame Workshop said:
Please see our statement below regarding Bert and Ernie. pic.twitter.com/6r2j0XrKYu
— Sesame Workshop (@SesameWorkshop) September 18, 2018
And then today, they followed up with another statement:
Please see our most recent statement regarding Bert and Ernie below. pic.twitter.com/gWTF2k1y83
— Sesame Workshop (@SesameWorkshop) September 18, 2018
In 2013, support for the idea that Bert and Ernie were a gay couple was crystallised by a New Yorker cover that depicted the two cuddling on a couch right after the US legalised marriage equality.
A cover from 2013: Bert and Ernie’s “Moment of Joy.” https://t.co/iVmV1JyDxa pic.twitter.com/licDoenyaV
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) September 18, 2018
And it looks as though people are more than willing to ignore Sesame Workshop and continue to believe that Bert and Ernie are a loving, gay couple.
Bert and Ernie been coming to thanksgiving together every year without incident and now y'all wanna rock the boat
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 18, 2018
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
| LET BERT AND |
| ERNIE BE THE |
| GAY ICONS WE |
| DESERVE! |
|___________|
(_____/) ||
(🔥ㅅ🔥) ||
/ づ— Blair Imani (@BlairImani) September 18, 2018
are you kidding me, you’re gonna sit here and tell me Bert and Ernie aren’t gay because puppets don’t fuck after I had to go through Kermit and Miss Piggy’s fucking divorce????????
— angel viago-iglar (@angelnorelation) September 18, 2018
And that… every Sesame Street character is queer.
Now that we’re clear on Bert and Ernie, can we now please discuss Big Bird’s massive non-binary vibe.
— Benjamin Law (@mrbenjaminlaw) September 18, 2018
Here’s the thing, arguing about Bert and Ernie doesn’t matter, because the truth is every single character on Sesame Street is queer.
— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) September 18, 2018
Others are just making fun of the fact that anyone would care about denying that Bert and Ernie are gay.
Listen, Bert and Ernie fucking women was part of my childhood and you can't just take that away.
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) September 18, 2018
Sesame Street: 'Bert And Ernie Are Not Gay, They Are Depraved Pansexual Perverts' https://t.co/ne6aOvcnN7 pic.twitter.com/ikfgtMg8iX
— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 18, 2018
Bert and Ernie aren't a couple. They're exes who still live together and whose excessive emotional involvement with each other prevents them from forming new, healthy romantic relationships.
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) September 18, 2018
I DON'T CARE IF BERT AND ERNIE ARE GAY I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY!!!!
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 18, 2018