Culture

DC Has Decided That Batman Doesn’t Give Head, And The Reactions Are Perfect

Let the Batman eat.

by Alex Sutcliffe  15 June 2021
Batman

Want more Junkee in your life? Sign up to our newsletter, and follow us on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook so you always know where to find us.

According to the people behind the animated Harley Quinn series, bosses at DC comics believe Batman doesn’t give head because “heroes don’t do that”. People are… concerned.

Speaking to Variety, co-creator and executive producer Justin Halpern shared how tightly the DC bosses hold the reins when it comes to their heroes, including a moment where Batman was specifically forbidden from giving head to Catwoman. Let the man eat.

“..in the third season of Harley we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’ So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.’”

The reacts have been perfect.

The #letbatmaneatpussy campaign believes Batman does eat pussy, but he’s being censored.

Diedrich Bader, who voices the Batman in Harley Quinn eats.

Some say either Batman is DJ Khaled, or DC is DJ Khaled.

Some seem to suggest DC’s toy argument is thin.

Some people are just always on continuity watch.

Enjoy …