DC Has Decided That Batman Doesn’t Give Head, And The Reactions Are Perfect
Let the Batman eat.
According to the people behind the animated Harley Quinn series, bosses at DC comics believe Batman doesn’t give head because “heroes don’t do that”. People are… concerned.
Speaking to Variety, co-creator and executive producer Justin Halpern shared how tightly the DC bosses hold the reins when it comes to their heroes, including a moment where Batman was specifically forbidden from giving head to Catwoman. Let the man eat.
“..in the third season of Harley we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, ‘You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.’ They’re like, ‘Heroes don’t do that.’ So, we said, ‘Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?’ They were like, ‘No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.’”
The reacts have been perfect.
REPORTING HERE LIVE FROM GOTHAM THIS JUST IN BATMAN DOESN'T EAT PUSSY pic.twitter.com/P01HASpvOp
— Kurukuru=Daza 🔞 (@ToxicDaza) June 14, 2021
batman eating out pic.twitter.com/riyoJSjaN2
— heath (he/him) (@heathdwilliams) June 14, 2021
The #letbatmaneatpussy campaign believes Batman does eat pussy, but he’s being censored.
if batman doesn’t give head then who the hell ate my pussy at comic con 2018??
— cinnamon bun (@notsofiacoppola) June 14, 2021
Batman gotta leak a sex tape, now. This has gotten outta hand. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
— Double-Dosed Caleb Dume (@pfunk1130) June 15, 2021
DC can’t stop ME from having Oral sex 😤✊ stand with me Batman
— Zeusy Boi (@god_boneless) June 15, 2021
“Batman doesn’t eat pussy” pic.twitter.com/lIuRRjIZsc
— Danny Neary (@itsdannyneary) June 14, 2021
Diedrich Bader, who voices the Batman in Harley Quinn eats.
yeah they do https://t.co/OIC9dT4JpY
— Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) June 14, 2021
Some say either Batman is DJ Khaled, or DC is DJ Khaled.
Wait a second: has anyone ever seen Batman and DJ Khaled in the same place at the same time?
— Alex Zalben (@azalben) June 14, 2021
Is DJ Khaled a producer on this? https://t.co/DdfsMt3gpm
— Scarlett Harris (@ScarlettEHarris) June 14, 2021
Some seem to suggest DC’s toy argument is thin.
— C. Robert Cargill (@Massawyrm) June 14, 2021
— Miffy96 (@96miffy) June 15, 2021
Some people are just always on continuity watch.
One of the problems is that Batman can’t move his neck.
— Gail Simone (@GailSimone) June 15, 2021
You cannot tell me Batman’s mask wasn’t made specifically for cunnilingus pic.twitter.com/UsIQd29xDq
— ben mekler (@benmekler) June 15, 2021
Why would Batman’s whole bottom face be open if he didn’t do oral, ridiculous
— rb (@RheaButcher) June 14, 2021
Here's what I have to add to today's Batman discourse pic.twitter.com/v72KpYVY8g
— matt apodACAB (@mattapodaca) June 14, 2021