This New Meme Finally Explains When To Take Bathroom Breaks In ‘Avengers: Endgame’

Your bladder will thank you.

Avengers: Endgame trailer

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Avengers: Endgame is very, very long.

That’s old news, to be honest, and not very surprising. Indeed, the real surprise would be if the summation of an 11-year franchise was a clean 80 minutes. Who wouldn’t want their finale overstuffed and overlong and completely, aggressively self-involved? That’s how these things are meant to go.

There is a problem associated with the length of Avengers: Endgame, however, and that is the human bladder can only take so much of a pounding. Three hours might be fun for your superhero-centric brain, but it won’t be at all fun for your poor kidneys, which are only trying to do the right thing by you and keep you alive and flush you of your toxins.

Moreover, despite rumours that the film would feature an intermission — which would be fun, and would provide at least one similarity between Avengers: Endgame and Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight — there’s no bathroom break in it whatsoever.

As a result, the “when should we piss in Endgame” debate has been raging for many weeks — and it has even produced its own array of excellent memes.

But, the internet being the internet, Marvel fans all over the world have gathered together and decided the three best moments in which to run off for a pee.

The fact that all three of those pee-friendly moments occur in the first half of the film is, needless to say, a serious problem. That means there is a whole hour and a half of action that must be endured while absolutely brimming with liquid piss. But at least those who have not come adequately prepared have time to run out to the bathroom before things get too intense.

Related question: do you think that cinemas are noting a sharp decrease in the number of punters buying soft drinks? My guess is yes.