Patrick Marlborough is a writer and comedian based in Fremantle, WA. He has words at VICE, Meanjin, The Lifted Brow, The Guardian, Noisey, Cordite, Going Down Swinging, The Betoota Advocate, and "beloved other." He performs comedy in Perth and New York and nowhere else. His standup album 'Barely Bombings' is available on Bandcamp, Spotify, and iTunes. He spends most of his time and energy trying to cancel his problematic jack-russell, Buckley. He tweets and Insta-goofs at @Cormac_McCafe.