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2023 Oscars ‘Fits Ranked By How Difficult It Would Be To Go For A Quick Wee

by Merryana Salem  13 March 2023
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Happy Oscars day and welcome to Junkee‘s ranking of the glitz and glam get ups — not by style, but how easy it would be to nip to the loo. You’re welcome. 

Florence Pugh

Florence Pugh of Don’t Worry Darling and Midsomer fame is channelling Hannah Montana tonight with the best of both worlds. The shorts meets high fashion fitted sheet combo looks like it would make for a relatively painless pitstop to the loo. Clever! 10/10!

Halle Bailey

Bailey, star of The Little Mermaid, is stunning in custom Dolce, living her best life as a real-life princess. Would this be easy going to the bathroom in? Who cares! Who needs to wee when you’re one of the most beautiful people on the planet?

Allison Williams

Get Out and M3GAN star Allison Williams is shimmering tonight — she looks great! But, I cannot help noticing just how tricky it would be to roll up those sleeves for a quick whiz. She’s in trouble. Do better, Allison!

Angela Bassett

Academy Award nominee and all time legend Angela Bassett is a vision in royal purple. She’s a frontrunner for best supporting actress for her moving performance in Wakanda Forever, but I am unsure how easy it would be to move herself to the loo in that gown.

Tems

Nigerian singer-songwriter, Tems is nominated as a producer on Rihanna’s ‘Lift Me Up’ track for Wakanda Forever. It’s giving elegant deconstructed bride, but she’s definitely gonna need help when it comes time for wee. I hope her assistant’s well compensated.

Cara Delevingne

Cara Delevingne is in her comeback era and looking like an absolute knockout in scarlet Elie Saab. The gown gets points for pockets, but sadly Cara’s designer missed the loo-ready memo. Tut-tut.

Sofia Carson

Miss Sofia Carson is having her Cinderella moment, but at what cost?! How many people would it take to get her out of the dress and onto the loo?

The Oscars are streaming live on 7plus and we’ll be updating the winners list live here as awards pushes on. Wishing all these famous people painless trips to the loo!