Behold, The Extremely Cooked Grammys 2018 Results

It was a big night for...about three artists.

Hawaiian crooner Bruno Mars has dominated the 2018 Grammy Awards, taking home six gongs for his album 24k Magic. 

Mars took out both Song of the Year and Record of the Year for his singles ’24k Magic’ and ‘That’s What I Like’, beating out strong entries from Childish Gambino, Jay-Z, Julia Michaels, and Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee.

He also won R&B Song of the Year for ‘That’s What I Like’, as well as taking home R&B Album of the Year. And then to round it all out, he beat Jay-Z (!), Childish Gambino (!!), Lorde (!!!) and Kendrick Lamar (come on?) to win Album of the Year.

Elsewhere, Canadian singer Alessia Cara shocked just about everyone by triumphing over SZA in the Best New Artist category, and Kendrick Lamar continued his Hottest 100 winning streak by nabbing trophies for Best Rap Album, Best Rap Song, and Best Rap Performance for DAMN. and ‘HUMBLE.’

Curiously, the only Australian act to take home a Grammy was Hillsong church band Hillsong Worship, who won Best Contemporary Christian Music Performance/Song for their track ‘What A Beautiful Name’. If you’re wondering: the name is “Jesus”.

Check out the list of winners below.

2018 #Grammys Awards Winners

Album of the Year
Childish Gambino, Awaken, My Love!
Jay-Z, 4:44
Kendrick Lamar, DAMN. 
Lorde, Melodrama
WINNER: Bruno Mars, 24K Magic

Record of the Year (for performers)
Childish Gambino, ‘Redbone’
Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber, ‘Despacito’
Jay-Z, ‘The Story of O.J.’
Kendrick Lamar, ‘Humble’
WINNER: Bruno Mars, 24K Magic’

Song of the Year (for writers)
Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber, ‘Despacito’
Jay-Z, ‘4:44’
Julia Michaels, ‘Issues’
Logic feat. Alessia Cara & Khalid, ‘1-800-273-8255’
WINNER: Bruno Mars, ‘That’s What I Like’

Country Album
Kenny Chesney, Cosmic Hallelujah
Lady Antebellum, Heart Break
Little Big Town, The Breaker
Thomas Rhett, Life Changes
WINNER: Chris Stapleton, From a Room: Volume 1

Comedy Album
Jim Gaffigan, Cinco
Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Before Seinfeld
Sarah Silverman, A Speck of Dust
Kevin Hart, What Now?
WINNER: Dave Chappelle, The Age of Spin & Deep in the Heart of Texas

Rap Album
Jay-Z, 4:44
Migos, Culture
Rapsody, Laila’s Wisdom
Tyler, the Creator, Flower Boy
WINNER: Kendrick Lamar, DAMN. 

Pop Solo Performance
Kelly Clarkson, ‘Love So Soft’
Kesha, ‘Praying’
Lady Gaga, ‘Million Reasons’
Pink, ‘What About Us’
WINNER: Ed Sheeran, ‘Shape of You’

Best New Artist
Lil Uzi Vert
Julia Michaels
WINNER: Alessia Cara

Rap/Sung Performance
6lack, ‘Prblms’
Goldlink feat. Brent Faiyaz & Shy Glizzy, ‘Crew’
Jay-Z feat. Beyoncé, ‘Family Feud’
SZA feat. Travis Scott, ‘Love Galore’
WINNER: Kendrick Lamar feat. Rihanna, ‘Loyalty’

Pop Vocal Album
Coldplay, Kaleidoscope EP
Lana Del Rey, Lust for Life
Imagine Dragons, Evolve
Kesha, Rainbow
Lady Gaga, Joanne
WINNER: Ed Sheeran, ÷ (Divide)

Traditional Pop Vocal Album
Bob Dylan, Triplicate
Seth MacFarlane, In Full Swing
Sarah McLachlan, Wonderland
Michael Bublé, Nobody But Me (Deluxe Version)
WINNER: Various artists, Tony Bennett Celebrates 90

Pop Duo/Group Performance
The Chainsmokers and Coldplay, ‘Something Just Like This’
Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber, ‘Despacito’
Imagine Dragons, ‘Thunder’
Zedd & Alessia Cara, ‘Stay’
WINNER: Portugal. The Man, ‘Feel It Still’

Country Song
Little Big Town, ‘Better Man’
Sam Hunt, ‘Body Like a Back Road’
Midland, ‘Drinkin’ Problem’
Miranda Lambert, ‘Tin Man’
WINNER: Chris Stapleton, ‘Broken Halos’

Country Solo Performance
Sam Hunt, ‘Body Like a Back Road’
Alison Krauss, ‘Losing You’
Miranda Lambert, ‘Tin Man’
Maren Morris, ‘I Could Use a Love Song’
WINNER: Chris Stapleton, ‘Either Way’

Country Duo/Group Performance
Brothers Osborne, ‘It Ain’t My Fault’
Zac Brown Band, ‘My Old Man’
Lady Antebellum, ‘You Look Good’
Midland, ‘Drinkin’ Problem’
WINNER: Little Big Town, ‘Better Man’

Rap Song
Cardi B, ‘Bodak Yellow’
Danger Mouse feat. Run The Jewels and Big Boi, ‘Chase Me’
Rapsody, ‘Sassy’
Jay-Z, ‘The Story of O.J.’
WINNER: Kendrick Lamar, ‘Humble’

Rap Performance (single or track)
Big Sean, ‘Bounce Back’
Cardi B, ‘Bodak Yellow’
Jay-Z, ‘4:44’
Migos feat. Lil Uzi Vert, ‘Bad and Boujee’
WINNER: Kendrick Lamar, ‘Humble’

R&B Album
Daniel Caesar, Freudian
Ledisi, Let Love Rule
PJ Morton, Gumbo
Musiq Soulchild, Feel the Real
WINNER: Bruno Mars, 24K Magic

Urban Contemporary Album
6lack, Free 6lack
Childish Gambino, Awaken, My Love!
Khalid, American Teen
WINNER: The Weeknd, Starboy

R&B Song
PJ Morton, ‘First Began’
Khalid, ‘Location’
Childish Gambino, ‘Redbone’
SZA, ‘Supermodel’
WINNER: Bruno Mars, ‘That’s What I Like’

Traditional R&B performance
The Baylor Project, ‘Laugh and Move On’
Anthony Hamilton feat. the Hamiltones, ‘What I’m Feelin”
Ledisi,’ All the Way’
Mali Music, ‘Still’
WINNER: Childish Gambino, ‘Redbone’

R&B Performance
Daniel Caesar feat. Kali Uchis, ‘Get You’
Kehlani, ‘Distraction’
Ledisi, ‘High’
SZA, ‘The Weekend’
WINNER: Bruno Mars, ‘That’s What I Like’

Alternative Music Album
Arcade Fire, Everything Now
Gorillaz, Humanz
LCD Soundsystem, American Dream
Father John Misty, Pure Comedy
WINNER: The National, Sleep Well Beast

Rock Album
Mastodon, Emperor of Sand
Metallica, Hardwired … to Self-Destruct
Nothing More, The Stories We Tell Ourselves
Queens of the Stone Age, Villains
WINNER: The War on Drugs, A Deeper Understanding

Rock Song
Metallica, Atlas, ‘Rise!’
K.Flay, ‘Blood in the Cut’
Nothing More, ‘Go to War’
Avenge Sevenfold, ‘The Stage’
WINNER: Foo Fighters, ‘Run’

Metal Performance
August Burns Red, ‘Invisible Enemy’
Body Count, ‘Black Hoodie’
Code Orange, ‘Forever’
Meshuggah, ‘Clockworks’
WINNER: Foo Fighters, ‘Run’

Rock Performance (single or track)
Chris Cornell, ‘The Promise’
Foo Fighters, ‘Run’
Kaleo, ‘No Good’
Nothing More, ‘Go to War’
WINNER: Leonard Cohen, ‘You Want It Darker’

American Roots Song
David Rawlings, ‘Cumberland Gap’
The Mavericks, ‘I Wish You Well’
Rodney Crowell feat. Rosanne Cash & John Paul White, ‘It Ain’t Over Yet’
Gregg Allman, ‘My Only True Friend’
WINNER: Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit, ‘If We Were Vampires’

American Roots Performance
Blind Boys of Alabama, ‘Let My Mother Live’
Glen Campbell, ‘Arkansas Farmboy’
Leonard Cohen, ‘Steer Your Way’
Alison Krauss, ‘I Never Cared for You’
WINNER: Alabama Shakes, ‘Killer Diller Blues’

Contemporary Christian Album
Danny Gokey, Rise
Matt Maher, Echoes (Deluxe Edition)
MercyMe, Lifer
Tauren Wells, Hills And Valleys
WINNER: Zach Williams, Chain Breaker

Gospel Album
Travis Greene, Crossover: Live From Music City
Le’Andria, Bigger Than Me
Marvin Sapp, Close
Anita Wilson, Sunday Song
WINNER: CeCe Winans, Let Them Fall In Love

Jazz Instrumental Album
Bill Charlap Trio, Uptown, Downtown
Joey DeFrancesco & The People, Project Freedom
Fred Hersch, Open Book
Chris Potter, The Dreamer Is The Dream
WINNER: Billy Childs, Rebirth

New Age Album
Brian Eno, Reflection
India.Arie, SongVersation: Medicine
Kitaro, Sacred Journey Of Ku-Kai, Volume 5
Steve Roach, Spiral Revelation
WINNER: Peter Kater, Dancing On Water

Song Written For Visual Media

Justin Hurwitz, Benj Pasek and Justin Paul, ‘City of Stars’ (La La Land)
Jack Antonoff, Sam Dew and Taylor Swift, ‘I Don’t Wanna Live Forever’ (Fifty Shades Darker)
Sia Furler, Greg Kurstin, ‘Never Give Up’ (Lion)
Common, Andra Day and Diane Warren, ‘Stand Up for Something’ (Marshall)
WINNER: Lin-Manuel Miranda, ‘How Far I’ll Go’ (Moana)

Score Soundtrack For Visual Media
Game of Thrones
Hidden Figures
WINNER: La La Land

Compilation Soundtrack For Visual Media
Baby Driver
Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2: Awesome Mix Vol. 2
Hidden Figures: The Album
Moana: The Songs
WINNER: La La Land

Musical Theatre Album
Come From Away
Hello, Dolly!
WINNER: Dear Evan Hansen

Spoken Word Album
Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Astrophysics for People in a Hurry
Bruce Springsteen, Born to Run
Shelly Peiken, Confessions of a Songwriter
Bernie Sanders and Mark Ruffalo, Our Revolution: A Future to Believe In
WINNER: Carrie Fisher, The Princess Diarist

Latin Pop Album
Juanes, Mis Planes Son Amarte
Natalia Lafourcade, Musas (Un Homenaje Al Folclore Latinoamericano En Manos De Los Macorinos)
Alex Cub, Lo Único Constante
La Santa Cecilia, Amar Y Vivir En Vivo Desde La Ciudad De México, 2017
WINNER: Shakira, El Dorado

Music Film
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, One More Time With Feeling
The Grateful Dead, Long Strange Trip
Various Artists, Soundbreaking
Various Artists, Two Trains Runnin’
WINNER: Various Artists, The Defiant Ones

Music Video
Beck, ‘Up All Night’
Jain, ‘Makeba’
Jay-Z, ‘The Story Of O.J.’
Logic Featuring Alessia Cara & Khalid, ‘1-800-273-8255’
WINNER: Kendrick Lamar, ‘Humble’

Contemporary Instrumental Album
The Jerry Douglas Band, What If
Alex Han, Spirit
Julian Lage & Chris Eldridge, Mount Royal
Antonio Sanchez, Bad Hombre
WINNER: Jeff Lorber Fusion, Prototype

Dance/Electronic Album
Bonobo, Migration
Mura Masa, Mura Masa
ODESZA, A Moment Apart
Sylvan Esso, What Now
WINNER: Kraftwerk, 3-D The Catalogue

Dance Recording
Bonobo Featuring Innov Gnawa, ‘Bambro Koyo Ganda’
CamelPhat & Elderbrook, ‘Cola’
Gorillaz Featuring DRAM, ‘Andromeda’
ODESZA Featuring WYNNE & Mansionair, ‘Line Of Sight’
WINNER: LCD Soundsystem, ‘Tonite’