You Can Already Buy “I’d Bottom For Hillary” Campaign T-Shirts, Just In Case You Were Wondering
"Ideally we would be bottoming for her as we were voting for her."
Unsurprisingly, Hillary Clinton finally announcing her Presidential run earlier today is dominating the news and social media; SNL’s cold open parodied the announcement before she’d even made it, while her logo has already been accused of invoking 9/11 by people with rich, fulfilling lives with families who love them very much.
It’s also inspired a pretty incredible clothing range courtesy of the good people at Bottom for Hillary, a self-described “small but powerful group that encourages Hillary Clinton to run for President in 2016” by “informing the world of our desire to bottom for her,” and whose wildest dreams have just come true. For those playing at home, the Official Internet Dictionary defines bottoming thus:
“This shirt is for the people who look at at Hillary’s pant suit and end up on all fours, ass up. This shirt is for the men who see her give a thumbs up and find your pants around your ankles,” states the website. “It does not matter if you usually bottom, or if you usually top but can’t resist the Clinton. She is a bad ass bitch. She is the head bitch in charge. She is the Ma’damnnnnn President.”
So, yep. You learned something today.
T-shirts and singlets are going for a cool $18.75, and are reserved for “all you out there that would drop pants, bend over and bottom for Hillary Rodham Clinton”. They actually look quite nice, in case you were worried your desire to be ravaged by the presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee wouldn’t find an elegant yet low-key way to express itself this season.
