While You Were Sleeping, The Royal Baby Did Nothing Particularly Interesting
And so concludes this week's updates of baby things.
George Alexander Louis is probably resting today
And so concludes this week’s regular updates of a baby doing baby things. Babies, they’re pretty boring.
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Lady GaGa got her nasal septum pierced in the name of album promotion
Overnight, Lady GaGa revealed that she’ll be making her long-awaited comeback at this year’s MTV VMAs on August 25, ahead of the release of her upcoming album ARTPOP (“It’s the best pop album since Thriller,” says this guy, who doesn’t realise that Thriller is Michael Jackson’s second-worst album). To celebrate, she got a piercing, and we can all watch. Cool.
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’90s R&B superstars TLC got the VH1 biopic treatment
The lives of T-Boz, Left Eye and Chili — everyone’s favourite condom-wearing musical trio — have been turned into a movie called CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story. It looks… interesting? Why are we being polite, it looks f**kin’ ridiculous. I mean, is there a narrative in this movie? Or did they just spend their entire budget on needlessly recreating music videos and a T-Boz wig? Due in October, this has enormous hate-watch potential.
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The cast list for Parks And Recreation‘s Season Six debut keeps growing
Following last week’s confirmation of a Kristen Bell (you know, Veronica Mars) cameo and a Henry Winkler (you know, The Fonz) spot as Jean-Ralphio’s dad, comes today’s news that former supermodel, Project Runway host (“Auf wiedersehen!”) and ex-Seal wife, Heidi Klum, will also be appearing in the upcoming season’s premiere episode.
Apparently, the hour-long episode will be set in London, where “Leslie is to receive a ‘Women in Government’ award from an international organisation. At the event, she encounters a fellow recipient and mayor of a small town in Denmark (Klum). Her town completely worships her in a way that makes Leslie jealous, considering that Leslie is undergoing a recall vote in Pawnee.” This sounds hilariously promising. The season premieres on September 26.
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And now, the existential horror of Miley’s ‘We Can’t Stop’, without music
This is Camus on molly.