While You Were Sleeping, Sesame Street Took On The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Cookie Monster shall now be known as 'Cookieness Evereat'. Also, Lindsay Lohan starred in the series finale of Eastbound & Down, and someone told the greatest Corey Feldman story ever.
Sesame Street‘s Hunger Games: Catching Fire parody will teach you about food patterns
Like a modern-day child-friendly Hot Shots, Sesame Street are becoming seasoned pros at the parody game. Titled ‘Hungry Games: Catching Fur’, their latest bit stars Cookie Monster as braided heroine Cookieness Evereat (lol) and features her best pal Peeta, who’s played by, obviously, a pita bread. Fortunately, rather than killing off other young’uns, the gang are forced to survive a terrifying gauntlet of pokey monkeys, tickle fog, and a variety of food pattern tests.
Yep, now I want a pizza. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire hits cinemas this week.
–
Lindsay Lohan made her much-anticipated cameo on the series finale of Eastbound & Down
After four seasons of goofy shenanigans, Kenny Powers is no more. Eastbound & Down aired its final ever episode overnight, and the occasion featured the much-discussed cameo from Lindsay Lohan, who appeared as a future version of Kenny Powers’ daughter, Shayna. (Note: she may have been upstaged by fellow guest Alexander Skarsgaard’s incredible wig.) Watch the completely ridiculous ending below, spoilers obviously.
Every show should end with the line “Audience goes fucking ape shit.”
–
Justin Bieber and R. Kelly made the ultimate bedroom jam for all your romantic Brazilian hooker hook-ups
Too soon? In any case, it’s called ‘PYD’, which stands for ‘Put You Down’, which is useful in case you’re always picking up the people you’re about to sex.
In related news, here’s another dramatic trailer to Bieber’s upcoming backstage movie, Believe. Judging from the clip, it’s set to feature a whole bunch of important Goethe-like maxims, like “Don’t let the pants wear you, you wear the pants.”
–
Poor Corey Feldman :(
This epic story hit Twitter overnight, courtesy of Drew McWeeny from HitFix. Lovers of ’80s teen heartthrobs: grab a coffee, sit back, and enjoy.
Sigh. Young Corey Feldman would’ve fought for his dignity.
–