While You Were Sleeping, Leonardo DiCaprio Had The 39th Birthday Of A Lifetime

Drake made an epic new music video for you

It’s for his new single ‘Worst Behaviour’, and it features a pretty exciting block party, a wacky interlude where rappers Juicy J and Project Pat show off their comedy stylings, and a cameo from Drizzy’s own dad (that’s him in the ice cream pimp suit at the very beginning).

The whole thing runs for like 10 minutes, because Michael Jackson?

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DIY Justin Bieber “Brazilian Prostitute” videos are the new big thing

You may remember last week when an alleged (but probably not) Brazilian escort took a sneaky video of pop superstar Justin Bieber having a sweet post-coital snooze. Beliebers were heartbroken, but everyone else just laughed heartily. Obviously, we should’ve expected things like this to eventually happen:

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Lady Gaga is trying to make the ‘flying dress’ this season’s hot new trend

Always on the forefront of totally stupid fashion, Lady Gaga unveiled this admittedly exciting contraption overnight: a ‘flying dress’ named ‘Volantis’ that precariously hovers metres in the air with the help of superpowered exhaust jets or hidden flappy slave-birds or something (pffft, science).

“Think about all we could do if we just thought about Volantis. Imagine the possibilities. We all have potential to be great. I hope today marks a change in pop. Not just for me,” said Gaga following the dress’s beta test run. And then she got changed into her steam train pants.

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Leonardo DiCaprio celebrated his 39th birthday in style (also with Kanye and 2 Chainz)

Holy shit, we’re all so old! So, how do you celebrate your last birthday as a 30-something when you’re one of Hollywood’s biggest superstars? You gather your ‘Pussy Posse’, hire a hip New York nightclub, get Kanye and 2 Chainz to perform, don your coolest paperboy cap, and spend the night making out with blonde strangers on the dance floor.

Yep, they’re definitely the dance moves of a 39-year-old.

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